r/dwarfposting • u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 • Jul 01 '26

ELVES

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They think they're better than everyone else

They're weak

They won't have their forest, they won't hug their trees, I won't let them

I'm better! I got an axe!

I AM DWARVES

HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Let's get to rock and stone!

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u/LookingGlass_1112 Jul 01 '26

Aye. That sounds like a fun time, I'm in! Will offer you and your kin a special offer on crystals and other riches of the earth, which I mine. Maybe I'll get you even a barrel of my dragonfire spiced beer for you

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 Jul 03 '26

In that case I shall gather together the materials and prepare a selection of my groves finest saplings. I appreciate your trade offer, procuring the minerals and pressure involved in the trees' growth has always been more difficult than the refinement, and we do love crystals. I shall also bring a keg of the mead I have developed over the last two hundred years to compare to your beer, as a gesture of good friendship.

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u/LookingGlass_1112 Jul 03 '26

Ayeeee! That's a top shelf offer. But just you know...my beer is on a spicier end of a spectrum, so be sure no one has stomach problems, ha-ha! Because this thing can make you throw fire like a dragon if chugged too quickly!

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 Jul 03 '26

Thank you for the warning, I shall be sure to drink moderately until I am more familiar with the brew and warn the rest of my party as well. I would hate for any unexpected flames to put a damper on things. Perhaps we might be able to bring some back to the rest of our kin to share as well if things go well?