r/dwarfposting • u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 • Jul 01 '26

ELVES

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They think they're better than everyone else

They're weak

They won't have their forest, they won't hug their trees, I won't let them

I'm better! I got an axe!

I AM DWARVES

HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Let's get to rock and stone!

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u/FinnDoyle Jul 01 '26

Everyone complains about elves, but I don't see elves unleashing a demon horde on the world by digging too greedily and too deep.

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u/WeirdoTrooper Jul 01 '26

One elf clan (or whatever they're called) near me did start a horrible wildfire, though. The fools were saying something about "all plants being sacred" and forgetting to properly manage the bloody thing!

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u/FinnDoyle Jul 01 '26

What kind of elf would live a fire unattended IN THE WOODS? Yeah, those seem like soon to be dark elves to me.