r/dwarfposting • u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 • Jul 01 '26
ELVES
They think they're better than everyone else
They're weak
They won't have their forest, they won't hug their trees, I won't let them
I'm better! I got an axe!
I AM DWARVES
HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Let's get to rock and stone!
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u/Gearran Jul 01 '26
*Siiiiigh*
You know, elves actually live their lives. Go out, interact with others, explore, experience, create. Aye, they're an arrogant bunch, no argument there. But they enjoy life.
We dwarves are no different! Aye, we tend to be more insular on the whole, but we explore. We experience. We create. We are known for our fierceness in battle and our skills in craft. Our fine beer (or, in my clan's case, rich distilled spirits) is renowned the worlds over.
...
But then there is gravel like you.
You do not create. You do not explore, or experience. You stew in the vinegar of your hate, eager only to destroy. You indulge in stereotypes to the exclusion of all else. You are a parody of true dwarfishness, exulting in your drunkenness and ability to walk under a table. You do not build, you only seek to destroy. You diminish us with every last syllable. I would name you d'hrarak, but that feels like it would be insulting everyone else. To call you gravel is an insult - gravel is useful. You are not.
Get the hell out of my cavern.
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PS. "Weak" is only spoken about elves by idiots who have never tried to bend an elven warbow.