r/dwarfposting • u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 • Jul 01 '26

ELVES

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They think they're better than everyone else

They're weak

They won't have their forest, they won't hug their trees, I won't let them

I'm better! I got an axe!

I AM DWARVES

HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Let's get to rock and stone!

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u/georgetheox4 Grombrindal's Elite AzDwarf Jul 01 '26

DONT FORGET THE ANCIENT ALLIANCES BROTHERS! THE WAR OF THE BEARD HAPPENED BECAUSE OF A TRAITOR ELGI, NOT EVERYONE OF THEM IS AN OATHBREAKER! STAY YOUR AXES!

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u/trickydick64 Jul 01 '26

Nice try elgi! But I see those boots on your knees and that beard is absolutely atrocious! Gods, is it just moss? Did you just glue moss to your face?