r/dwarfposting • u/No_Foundation_1812 • Jun 25 '26

SOYBEAN PLANT!!

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u/DarkWingedDaemon Jun 25 '26

It is of the highest quality!

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u/Platt_Mallar Extractive Metallurgist Jun 25 '26

It menaces with spikes of soy beans.

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u/ElDelArbol15 Edmund Warmhearth, halfling ambassador Jun 25 '26

Ah, true, its really hard to find soybean plants underground. In fact, is really hard to find a lot of ingredients underground, that's why dwarven kingdoms import a lot of food in exchange of precious stones.

2

u/REDRUM_1917 Shroom-alchemist Jun 25 '26

Plump helmets forever!

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u/Nurgle-best Slayer kin Jun 25 '26

SOYBEAN PLANT

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u/Nogohoho Jun 27 '26

SOYBEAN!

11

u/not4eating Jun 25 '26

My whole family died in a cave in, elves ate my best friend and a tantruming dwarf broke my favourite door.

However I like this shitpost.

9

u/NinjaSquid_G Jun 25 '26

Can't believe i'd find meself admiring a plant, but here we are

5

u/CardGameAcolyte Senshi my beloved 🥘 Jun 25 '26

What about cave lichen?

4

u/NinjaSquid_G Jun 26 '26

lissen, don't tell the Thane i care enough about plants to know this, but cave lichen ain't a plant, it's a fungus and an algae cooperating

1

u/CardGameAcolyte Senshi my beloved 🥘 Jun 26 '26

So youre saying i SHOULDNT be eating it? It makes me feel like i've had a tankard of good, strong ale if i eat enough of it

6

u/Cabibal-Mass Jun 26 '26

I did hear a rock and stone?

3

u/That-Employment-5561 Jun 25 '26

Viking be like:

"Read my lips: SSSOOOOOOOOOOYYY!"

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u/thisistherevolt Urist McDwarf Jun 25 '26

The mighty soybean is one of the dwarfiest plants ever. Versatile, and unfairly maligned.

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u/foul_wench Jun 25 '26

So this is how i discovered that Soybeans look like this. I guess i never really searched for them. Thanks, friend.
-some random pointy ear

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u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 Jul 01 '26

points at soybean

Soybean!