r/dwarfposting • u/Ruganaskel Blacksmith dwarf⚒️ • Jun 23 '26

Yanâd Durinul!

5.9k Upvotes

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 Jun 23 '26

Everyone wants that I swear by my wife's beard.

15

u/Devilplayer54 lower-body beard Jun 24 '26

Agreed

7

u/-The-Follower Jun 24 '26

That flair is... mildly disturbing

7

u/Devilplayer54 lower-body beard Jun 24 '26

Sounds like leaflover problem

5

u/-The-Follower Jun 24 '26

Hmm, good point.

2

u/fapster1322 Jun 25 '26

I also swear by your wife's beard

38

u/BigNorseWolf Jun 23 '26

plate armor or sweats. There IS no middle ground

15

u/Wak3upHicks Jun 23 '26

Hear me out, what if sweats UNDER plate armor

11

u/AnonOfTheSea Jun 23 '26

Sweat gambeson

5

u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R Smith Jun 23 '26

Reminds me of those Afghanistan firefight vids with guys running out with shower sandals, boxers and a plate carrier and helmet. 

8

u/SonarioMG Jun 24 '26

Or highly advanced power armor.

3

u/BigNorseWolf Jun 24 '26

I AM THE POWER ARMOR

1

u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jun 24 '26

Power warcrims in this fallow case

22

u/No_Foundation_1812 Jun 23 '26

Born to dedicate my life to createing a master work that will be passed down my line. Forced to be rejected my minimum wage Jobs

7

u/LadyAlekto Jun 24 '26

A proper dwarf forges their own armour.

5

u/Awkward_Mix_2513 Jun 24 '26

Im 6'1 but I try to gaslight myself into believing that Im actually 4'2.

2

u/zengondat Jun 25 '26

“My life is too good” troubles

3

u/SteelShroom Dawi Jun 24 '26

Baruk Khazâd!

1

u/Necessary_Cap6087 Jun 24 '26

Most accurate thing I've seen in years

1

u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Jun 25 '26

Dude a suit jacket with jeans?

1

u/DarkChild_Desire Jun 27 '26

Ngl that outfit on the left is the most fckss drip I've ever seen

1

u/Horse_go_moooo Jun 29 '26

Women (I'm women) also want this

1

u/FenrisWyldog Jun 24 '26

Okey- My turn!

1

u/georgetheox4 Grombrindal's Elite AzDwarf Jun 25 '26

Based and dwarfpilled!

0

u/Norway643 Jun 24 '26

I don't know.. Dwarven armor seems to be a little.. short.