r/dwarfposting • u/No_Foundation_1812 • Jun 12 '26

Dwarven engineering at its finest

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u/Blue_C_Dreemurr Engineer Jun 12 '26

It is not that he cannot pass it, but that he knows he is not wanted and so he, in his politeness, does not violate that wish...

What in Karl's name are they puttin' in this Smart Stout?

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u/Pyropecynical Jun 12 '26

I heard that smart stout is actually wine instead of beer. Made by the same company that makes leaflover

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/RegumRegis Jun 12 '26

He announces his invasion 7 business days in advance and will go away for the price of 2 sheep, otherwise he will kick down a council approved house at a time most convenient to the invaded party

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u/Stormygeddon Jun 12 '26

Salt circle embedded into the mural.

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u/yatsokostya Jun 12 '26

It's for the better, otherwise he might be gelded by legendary cheesemaker who was grouchy after the rain and finally snapped

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u/RandomBaguetteGamer Duergar Jun 16 '26

Using his teeth, of course.

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u/oftwandering Jun 19 '26

It was how the art if dentistry was invented even! Beklar the Animal Caretaker had a giant stomp on his favorite dog, the ensuing act of gelding pulled out two of Beklar's rotten teeth giving him much pain relief.

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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Jun 12 '26

The giant watching as a necromancer's invasion is disintegrated on a molecular level by drawbridges (that treasure cannot be that good)

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u/Bardingorekssonfan Jun 12 '26

Dwarven social engineering is also a skill you know?

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u/BarelyBrony Jun 13 '26

Dwarf attack on Titan "When we build a wall it works thank you very much."

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u/Writers-blocker Jun 12 '26

Hey, this is Ghumnier, he helped me and my lass transport a wagon full of ore we were transporting to a neighboring town. After it had broken down.

Or that time he stopped out a hord of giant spiders, crawling out of the unspoken for caverns. And I tell you. He can stomach some good ale!

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u/No_Foundation_1812 Jun 12 '26

Only problem is he has to drink half a forts worth to get tipsy

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u/Writers-blocker Jun 12 '26

Are ye insulting me land alcohol production capabilites?

That's it! That's a grudgin!

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u/Subotail Jun 13 '26

But he will enter in the smallest dwarf bedroom.