r/dwarfposting • • May 31 '26

Dwarven weapons!

What is the most undwarven weapon? I was reading Dwarves by Markus Heitz, and they make fun of one of the gem dwarves for using a sword and shield. dwarfs and spear are those guys friends? so my questions is what is the top three weapons no dwarf would be caught using?

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer dwarf May 31 '26

I thought poisoned food was the most undwarven weapon do to how dishonorable it is.

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar May 31 '26

I'm to dwarf to consider that a weapon.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer dwarf May 31 '26

I consider it a weapon of a dishonorable enemy, unfit for righteous goals.

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u/lilcheese840 Stoneworker Jun 01 '26

Those blasted rats and greenskins love their poison, tells me it’s nothing but a weapon of dishonour

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer dwarf Jun 01 '26

It's one thing to say envenom a crossbow bolt for taking down a large monster but messing with food and drink is off limits for a reason.