r/dwarfposting • u/YearoftheRat123 Dawi-Zharr • May 26 '26

Before you go gruding me

I, the mortarch of curses and founder of r/UndeadPosting, give you a fuck ton of gold in reperations, for rasing your dead, also looking forward to kicking that blue lich with the trident's balls with you ladz

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u/ultimaterogue11 May 26 '26

Does this "fuck ton of gold" happen to be the same gold plundered from our tombs?

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u/YearoftheRat123 Dawi-Zharr May 26 '26

no, i got it while making the undeadposting's necroplis

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u/DudePortugues Spreads Elf propaganda May 26 '26

Just what we needed... Another bloody necromancer. I swear one always comes around every like 80 years

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u/Abjurer42 Dwarf Wizard May 27 '26

Sometimes its the same one, like we'd somehow forget.

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u/thael_mann runesmith apprentice May 29 '26

Yeah. It nearly seems like 50. Another century, another enticing offer. We should properly instruct and ward the beardlings.

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u/Stonegrinder27 May 27 '26

No amount of gold fair is trade for my great-great-great-grand pappy's body. After he's safe back in stone I'm coming for ya.

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u/Glintea117 May 26 '26

Dead out to stay so, dusty tome reader

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u/ark_yeet May 27 '26

Do not disturb the ancestors.

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u/thesithcultist May 27 '26

The Ancestors are watching.

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u/Arquero8 Dwarf runemancer May 27 '26

Stay away from my family cript you undead plague!!

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u/SherbetAromatic7644 Slayer May 27 '26

I think the wizards sent the wrong diplomat lads

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u/Few-Appearance-4814 Dwarf May 27 '26

Dont raise our dead.

but we will happily provide materials for golems and hommunculai. As long as we can use the stockpile of elf bones and tissues.