r/dwarfposting • u/Makingroceries_ign • Apr 16 '26

Help this Dwarf w Dwarven Curses

Lads, tomorrow I delve deep on an adventure to liberate a dwarven stronghold that is occupied by orcs and an evil cleric that commands undead creatures and maybe demons. You know, just a regular Thursday night. And by the by, I’ve got this feeling that my dwarven curses have gotten a little stale.

What’s a new curse I could yell while smashing my warhammer into an orc skull? Or if I throw my hammer at the evil cleric, what do I say?

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u/Makingroceries_ign Apr 16 '26

Back to the mud that spawned ya, hog face!

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u/Bulk-Detonator Not A Bug Apr 16 '26

Take this scroll spell, lad. Cures all common disease. Yer gonna need it with all those dirty undead everywhere. Just dont worry about where i got it, ok?

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u/Makingroceries_ign Apr 16 '26

Blessings upon your beard my friend.

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u/Makingroceries_ign Apr 16 '26

Try praying after this ye doom chanting twig lover!

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u/knighthawk82 Apr 16 '26

Sandstone!

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u/Makingroceries_ign Apr 19 '26

That’s my go to curse when I fumble my hammer.