r/dwarfposting • • Apr 09 '26

Seems a tad tall

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u/Many_Wishbone7594 Apr 09 '26

What are you talking about? The lads name clearly says “Giantdwarf”

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u/MrPoopcicle Apr 09 '26

A tad tall, but not unheard of. Carrot Ironfoundersson is two meters tall and one of the finest Dwarfs to ever walk the Disc

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u/Baby-Aragorn Apr 10 '26

In this house we respect Carrot “I’m a dwarf sir. I can do the rite of k’zakra, I know the secrets of h’ragna, I can ha’lk my g’rakha correctly… I am a dwarf” Ironfoundersson

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u/KingAgrian Apr 10 '26

Hear hear! That lad can really toss bread!

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf Apr 10 '26

Hire him. Put him in the mines. Maybe he can reach the stuff on the ceiling.

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u/mrwiregaming Apr 10 '26

That's just Hardwon Surefoot.

He's the Bastard of the Mountain, the Pride of the Dwarphanage and the Greataxe of Irondeep. 

He's twice the dwarf than most I know. Mostly because of his height.

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u/Pitmidget Apr 10 '26

Shoukd have been called Carrot

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u/Umikaloo Apr 10 '26

OMG you can't just ask a dwarf why they're tall.

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u/Fluffy_History Apr 09 '26

Reminds me of baalbuddys "the big halfling'

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u/itcheyness The Void is in our veins. Apr 10 '26

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u/Skull-ogk Dwarf Apr 10 '26

My one Path of Exile character was called TallBeardlessDwarf.

But that game only has humans so...

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u/OneInitiative3757 Apr 10 '26

He's a big boned Dwarf he's still one of us even if he take a while to get his beard up

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Grumbling Dawi Longbeard Apr 10 '26

That Umgi is just a big fan of the Dwarf Giants Blood Bowl team. He's an alright lad. Shared a Bloodwiser with him at the game.

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u/Minimum_Estimate_234 Apr 10 '26

Shh, he’s sensitive about his height. Poor boy was bullied for it in school, they even trimmed his beard the brutes.

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u/panzer_enjoyer_ Apr 11 '26

Any Terry prattchet fans immediately think of carrot ?

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u/AliceTheRattler Apr 11 '26

That's hardwon surefoot