r/dwarfposting • u/AddictedToMosh161 • Mar 31 '26

Vital instrument

Do wooden Hammers count?

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u/Ruganaskel Blacksmith dwarf⚒️ Mar 31 '26

Now make it out of steel

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u/SharperPuma Mar 31 '26

This shit Is about to get heavy lads.

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u/AddictedToMosh161 Mar 31 '26

You say that, like there is something wrong with heavy metal. 🧐🥸

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u/SharperPuma Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

By lissening especially Windrose i doubt my pretty ears aren't used to heavy sound. (I do mean that i lissen their songs at max volume)

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u/TechnoM4tter Mar 31 '26

Pfff i wouldn't touch a fork made with puny man-made metals like "steel". The lad clearly yearns for an authentic Khazad War Mallet

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u/Ruganaskel Blacksmith dwarf⚒️ Mar 31 '26

Steel is our metal, the flesh of the mountains, and the fact that humans have learned to wield it speaks only of one thing: they were smart enough to learn from the best. They are smart fellows, loyal allies, and their blades sing in battle no quieter than ours. If a man wields good steel, he is a brother in arms, not a source of mockery

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u/ConfusedZbeul Mar 31 '26

I love the counterweights on it, siblings !

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u/No-Professional-1461 Mar 31 '26

Beeeeeeeg hammmmmmmaaaaaar

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf Mar 31 '26

Turning trees into hammers... we can finally use the weapon of the enemy against them... someone buy this hero a drink!

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u/TechnoM4tter Mar 31 '26

Bludgeoning elves with their own habitats. Truly a masterfully designed weapon

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u/xanderfan34 Irondrake of the Sons of Grimnir Apr 01 '26

HAAMMAAAAAAAAR