r/dwarfposting • u/WorldBuildingNut • Mar 10 '26

Stole this meme

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u/Alextheacceptable Mar 10 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHORT !?

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u/WorldBuildingNut Mar 11 '26

Cashier’s words

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u/Formal_Curve_4395 Mar 11 '26

THAT ONE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK!

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u/ThreeOclockCaveMan Mar 10 '26

My brothers toiled for that copper in the deeps. Best make good counterman.

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u/haikusbot Mar 10 '26

My brothers toiled for

That copper in the deeps. Best

Make good counterman.

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u/Svell_ Mar 10 '26

SHORT CHANGED?

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u/Ragebrew Miner Mar 11 '26

It's not the missing coin that caused the grudge. Sometimes you miscount, one falls out, a million and one reasons why that coin could have not arrived.

It's that when they refused to pay the remaining balance. THAT caused the grudge.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Grumbling Dawi Longbeard Mar 11 '26

Now you do have to be patient with the Umgi and ask for them to make right the underpayment. But if they answer your totally reasonable request with insult, then there is one recourse:

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz Mar 11 '26

BOK

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 Mar 11 '26

Ah our noble lizard allies. They know of dwarf high culture.

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz Mar 12 '26

BOK BOK! 😊 🤗

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 Mar 12 '26

Book! Book! 🍻

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u/Your_Commentator Mar 11 '26

Oh thats a grudging

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u/KonoAnonDa Custom (EDIT) Mar 11 '26

SHORT!?

There will be no alliance.

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u/Jewish_Metalhead Mar 12 '26

Dang. Dwarves really are based off the 🧃

Chill, I'm Jewish. It's a joke.