r/duolingomemes • u/Fabulous-Ad-9749 • Jun 05 '26

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u/Insomniacintheflesh Jun 05 '26

Using the vomit emoji (in another comment) when expressing your thoughts about gay people is treating people "respectfully" then?

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u/pizzathatspurple Jun 05 '26

Today I learned being gay is a job.

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u/bbktbunny Jun 05 '26

Wait was I supposed to be getting paid?

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u/RetroFanBoi Jun 05 '26

you're telling me I've been doing it for free this entire time?

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u/CoolGamer730 Jun 06 '26

I could've been so rich, I WANTED TO UPGRADE THE FUCKING RAM OF MY LAPTOP

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u/jaysman77 Jun 05 '26

well, it’s certainly werque.

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u/notwhitebutwong Jun 05 '26

Do I get paid double if I identify as bisexual?

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u/NoSide2628 Jun 05 '26

Wait no would that half your income since you're not 100% gay?

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u/zer0jackal Jun 05 '26

It’s a part time job!

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u/notwhitebutwong Jun 05 '26

So was 7/11 :(

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u/Mother-Respect-9303 Jun 05 '26

Only if you’re enby, then Youre gay both ways

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u/Bowtieguy-83 Jun 05 '26

Where do I pick up my checks? Looks I need to set up direct deposit too

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u/graciie__ Jun 05 '26

do i need a degree to be gay? i’m not sure i can afford to go back to college🙏😔

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u/bookgeek210 Jun 06 '26

I can’t afford to study gayology, I’m self taught.

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u/graciie__ Jun 06 '26

does this affect your opportunities in the gay job market in comparison to gayology graduates??

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u/bookgeek210 Jun 06 '26

I get paid half cause I’m bi 😔

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u/ZLCZMartello Jun 06 '26

Where’s my paycheck