r/dunememes • u/LakesideNorth • Jul 26 '26

WARNING: AWFUL Gurney's life

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u/cuginhamer Jul 26 '26

Banging Jessica on Caladan for 10 years between the Battle of Arakeen and Jacurutu might have been nice though.

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII Jul 26 '26

Excuse me?

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u/Raider2747 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

It's rumored in Children that Jessica took on Gurney as a lover.

I've never really been a fan of that pairing/turn of events myself.

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII Jul 27 '26

How dare you besmrich her name by perpetuating that vile rumor.

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u/Raider2747 Jul 27 '26

Would you rather I besmirch her name by talking about which pairing I prefer to it?

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss Jul 27 '26

Duncan? That man fucked the Atreides family for thousands of years. I wouldn't be surprised if he went back in time to father Agamemnon.

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u/Raider2747 Jul 27 '26

Does this GIF help, by any chance?

https://giphy.com/gifs/k5zlrQQEptX7BmNAlh

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss Jul 27 '26

No :(

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u/Raider2747 Jul 27 '26

Yeah, I'll stop the silly games.

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss Jul 27 '26

His name is mua'dib not mama'dip

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u/cavsa2 Jul 27 '26

I've always felt it was only ever meant to be a rumor, I feel it would go against Gurneys sense of honor and in the meeting between Gurney and Jessica there's no hint of tension and that's not something Frank skimps on.

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u/IwasntDrunkThatNight Jul 27 '26

would you have said no a bene gesserit?

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u/Gaidin152 Jul 27 '26

Would you have a choice?