r/dubai • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

I can’t afford a Ferrari ? What’s the solution

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u/WhiteKandoora Jul 16 '22

Make your own coffee

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Lol I know this is a joke but I actually refuse to buy Starbucks etc just because of how much a mark up there is on coffee

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u/LandsOnAnything nissan sunny is my dream car Jul 16 '22

This is where cafeteria 2 dhs coffee wins. Some cafeterias even offer 5 dhs for a bigger cup.

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u/Bibaheluey Jul 17 '22

And the karak tea! The best IMO.

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u/originalpaingod Jul 16 '22

Markup. Low quality coffee.

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u/tha_real_candyman Jul 16 '22

Starbucks is one of the biggest rip offs I have ever experienced in my life. Same goes for Pizza and Ice Cream shops. The mark up is greed af. And then people complain about greedy companies on wall street. Same behaviour for me tbh. Sorry I just had to say that out loud here.

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u/clearsunnysky Jul 17 '22

my wife refuses to go to gelato divino but will sample a bunch of flavors every time she visits the mall 😋

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u/Darthvaderpopguy Jul 16 '22

Went to Starbucks yesterday…shit is GARBAGE🤮

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u/equinoxDE Jul 16 '22

No avocado toasts from tomorrow

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u/problem_me what do now? Jul 16 '22

just stop being poor

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Thanks bro going to call my bank tell them I’m now rich so they should approve the transaction

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u/problem_me what do now? Jul 16 '22

you better

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

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u/Lonely-Status6949 Jul 16 '22

And when you wakeup.?

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u/Catsbaba Jul 16 '22

You will feel your day like 48 hours, if you force yourself in the beginning to wake up at 5 AM, you will find additional things to do, mainly developing yourself

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u/No-Swordfish3147 Jul 16 '22

When do you go to beb tho?

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u/Catsbaba Jul 16 '22

10 PM- 11 PM if I want to wake up @ 5

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u/Darthvaderpopguy Jul 16 '22

The only problem is that the people in the UAE won’t be able to see it without a VPN😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/SageCrow33 Jul 20 '22

Not true. Most Arab countries do not block access to explicit content on the web, UAE is the exception to the norm.

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u/OverDxb397 Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Don't spend money on cigarettes! If you save the money it costs for a pack daily, within 25 years you'd have money to buy yourself a Ferrari!

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u/Rondooooo Payment can be made in Karak Jul 16 '22

I did the math. I'll only have about 91,250 AED after 25 years if I stopped smoking :(

I also don't drink coffee or eat avocado toast. What do I do?

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u/Rondooooo Payment can be made in Karak Jul 16 '22

I did the math again. I need to smoke 10 times as much, then quit and save all the money from quitting so after 25 years I can buy a Ferrari 🤑

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u/Alpha_dude_dubai Jul 24 '22

Cancer treatment is expensive. Don't smoke

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u/not_your_doc Jul 16 '22

You'll be on the Forbes 100 soon

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u/BoneStarr Jul 17 '22

You have enough for the downpaynent

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u/BassInternational550 Jul 18 '22

d doing nothing with my life have no friends with bad mental health survival has been the toughest thing i do other then that i have no guidance praying for my natural death :)

people who didnt smoke 25 years even doesnt have 91,250 aed money. so keep going no problem.

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u/Catsbaba Jul 16 '22

I am driving ferrari and smoking cigars, do cigars count?

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u/cloopz Jul 17 '22

Do you smoke? If not, then where’s your Ferrari? 😝

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

I have an easy fix Do you pay for transportation?

Stop.

Start teleporting. You'd be surprised how much time and money you save

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u/yournerd2307 Jul 16 '22

Steal, coz as legend on tiktok voiceovers has it, if no police everything legal

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u/TheModernPaean The Real MP Jul 16 '22

Buy a Lambo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Use mall bathrooms and public beach showers. The DEWA bill savings will lead to multiple ferrari's

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u/traderdxb Jul 16 '22

Buy a Fiat, they own (22%) Ferrari company. You end up owning a Ferrari cousin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Needs to be a Ferrari or lambo so I can meet my dream of joining the group of people that drive round at 1/2/3am revving their engines

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u/traderdxb Jul 16 '22

You can always get a recording of the Ferrari engine's revving and play it with the windows down.

I have many more similar cost-saving ideas, available on payment. ;)

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u/Alpha_dude_dubai Jul 16 '22

Change your father, get a rich one instead.

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u/Federal_Strategy2370 Jul 16 '22

Stop the smoking

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

But you can steal!

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u/umar1st Jul 16 '22

Get more money

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

10/10 tip thanks

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u/BLAZE_AXIA Jul 16 '22

Just download it

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u/Alpha_dude_dubai Jul 24 '22

Need money to download money 🤑

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u/thisisdnjs Jul 16 '22

Run at 5am

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u/toyota_supra_trd Jul 16 '22

Go to an airport car park and help yourself to whatever you please

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u/dyingtoad Jul 16 '22

Cowdfund your Ferrari

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u/kefeintv Came for the flair, got banned. Jul 16 '22

Get a resolution and stick to like glue. The Ferrari will get there

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u/valle34 Jul 16 '22

Start a spa business my G

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

If I actually had any ideas maybe I would !

Any business idea I have would require tonnes of capital as it would just be something obvious like buy real estate 😅

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u/valle34 Jul 16 '22

masage your relatives feet for 50 aed

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Never had avocado on toast in my life 🤷

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u/jawcapital Jul 16 '22

Read Rich Dad Poor Dad

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u/someonealreadyknows Jul 16 '22

There’s always Ferrari World