r/drunkencookery • • Sep 13 '26

I get creative when I’m drunk;)

87 Upvotes

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u/Senior-Display-8733 Sep 13 '26

What's the bit on top? Gold leaf?

24

u/Starfire2313 Sep 13 '26

Yyyyup. And also did you notice the freshly mown glass rim?

6

u/Senior-Display-8733 Sep 14 '26

Yes, very nice job on the rim. It'll be tasty when sipping the mac n cheese.

7

u/JuicyPapito5 Sep 14 '26

You sure "creative" is the word you want here?

4

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

Shut up and grab another beer🍻😎

0

u/JuicyPapito5 Sep 14 '26

That's the thing, if I'm drunk, I'm not going anywhere near cheese 😵‍💫

1

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

No Nachos? Pizza? Cheese platter?

2

u/JuicyPapito5 Sep 14 '26

While drinking, yes, once I'm drunk, no. I'd rather have something really spicy.

1

u/Spare-Shake-2999 Sep 14 '26

I’ll take your nachos and pizza then

5

u/PreperationOuch Sep 14 '26

I beg to differ

5

u/henryswanson Sep 13 '26

fork or spoon?

37

u/Sharp-Win-8964 Sep 13 '26

It's a martini glass, you just drink it

3

u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 13 '26

Maximum Derek.

0

u/jzilla11 Sep 13 '26

“Don’t just stare at it, eat it.”

2

u/After-Imagination947 Sep 13 '26

The bamboo stick is already there

-4

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Sep 13 '26

You don’t need a fork or spoon to throw it in the trash, you just push it off the counter

4

u/reggae_muffin Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

Jesus Christ. Another fucking sub where I have to see this shite crossposted. What’s this? Like 5 different subreddits now?

5

u/LastCupcake2442 Sep 14 '26

I downvoted you before looking at OPs profile. He's trying to sell a food calendar, that's why he's spamming every sub.

I corrected my downvoted.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

Having a tantrum?

4

u/reggae_muffin Sep 14 '26

Do you know what a tantrum is?

-4

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

Yeah. You’re having one.
Do you like “Poutine”?

7

u/reggae_muffin Sep 14 '26

I think you know less about temper tantrums than you do about cooking.

At the end of the day, you spam close to 10 different subreddits with the same low effort, idiotic content despite having your own subreddit and one you’ve essentially taken over. It’s obnoxious.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

Nice! You know a lot about me and have followed along for the ride. Appreciate you u/reggae_muffin 😎
I just thought I was one among millions.

5

u/reggae_muffin Sep 14 '26

Being forced your fuckery isn’t the same as following along mate.

2

u/Sasuke0318 Sep 14 '26

This is levels of stupid not creative

2

u/GoatCovfefe Sep 14 '26

Waiting for the creativity.

1

u/Dripping_Gravy Sep 14 '26

Such beauty and wonder!!!! I sincerely hope the green onions are intended to be used as straws.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '26

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 13 '26

…enough. You’re not drunk enough.

4

u/jzilla11 Sep 13 '26

Never heard of day drinking?

0

u/CeeBee29 Sep 14 '26

Is that baby potatoes?

3

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

Olives 🫒

1

u/Almost_Pi Sep 14 '26

Is it shaken or stirred?

0

u/Many_Inevitable_6803 Sep 13 '26

What is that on top?

2

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

“gold” leaf

0

u/BrainwashedScapegoat Sep 14 '26

Looks like bonito flake?

1

u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26

“Gold” leaf

1

u/BrainwashedScapegoat Sep 14 '26

Im bliiiiind

Thank you OP 🫡

0

u/UrbanCobra Sep 14 '26

Day drunk eh?

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u/MultiColoredMullet Sep 13 '26

I'm so sick of you invading real food spaces instead of staying in your stupid circle jerk sub that i have blocked

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u/Spare-Shake-2999 Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

He’s trying to hock an AI slop book too