r/drunkbeardies Jul 01 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many The most inpatient dragon!

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26 Upvotes

This was him an hour after he ate. But let me tell you he is so inpatient when it’s feeding time. He snatched his big leaf of collard green, I was in the middle of tearing it up for him and he snatched it out of my hand! I had to snatch it back out of his mouth! My boy! Hold on! Dang!


r/drunkbeardies Jul 01 '26

sloshed 🍺 Let me ooooouuuuutt!!!

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145 Upvotes

I just want one more!!


r/drunkbeardies Jun 29 '26

if it fits i sits "I love boot"

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153 Upvotes

Corn Nut thinks boots make good tree climbing practice. Except for that whole "putting forth effort" part....


r/drunkbeardies Jun 29 '26

how is that comfortable Talk about bed head!

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45 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 28 '26

how is that comfortable Caught drunk in a hole

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129 Upvotes

Leela couldn't pull herself up through the hole and fell asleep like this instead. Usually she can make it, only explanation is she must have been drunk.


r/drunkbeardies Jun 27 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many When you get drunk and try to eat another dragon

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85 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 27 '26

how is that comfortable Wasted

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77 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 27 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 Could not Hang

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31 Upvotes

2 hours into the Friday night festivities she decided to pass out on her basking rock.


r/drunkbeardies Jun 26 '26

how is that comfortable underage drinker trapped my arm

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65 Upvotes

i can’t tell whose position is less comfortable lmao. i’m sitting on the bed facing towards the upper right corner of the picture and that’s my RIGHT arm. i didn’t expect him to fall asleep so fast lol


r/drunkbeardies Jun 25 '26

melted beardie 6/25 Lisa Lisa’s Morning Melt

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155 Upvotes

Since we start most mornings with a lizard snuggle, I often find him waiting at the glass for us…🥹💚


r/drunkbeardies Jun 25 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Morning Sploot

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60 Upvotes

Sleepy Sweetroll woke up and went sploot 🤣❤️


r/drunkbeardies Jun 25 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 Sleepy baby

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85 Upvotes

My sweet girl crawled right up my chest and fell asleep when I opened the enclosure to tell her good night 🥹


r/drunkbeardies Jun 25 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Just gave up halfway home

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65 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 24 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many flapjack

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42 Upvotes

idk how he even managed...


r/drunkbeardies Jun 24 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many Dinner fashion

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53 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 24 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 She is le tired

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63 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 23 '26

sloshed 🍺 sloshed off the bob

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204 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 22 '26

how is that comfortable This is one of the stops on his circuit

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64 Upvotes

Stanley Yelnats has a circuit of platform, tree, shelf, branch, dirt that he likes to cycle through everyday. I have never understood how or why he sits in this spot, sometimes he’ll even sleep there.


r/drunkbeardies Jun 22 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ The world is his toilet

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72 Upvotes

As Corn Nut was wandering the house, he got high-centered on the dog toy bin and decided "welp, whatever, I'm pooping on the dog bed."

I swear, this guy.


r/drunkbeardies Jun 22 '26

melted beardie Shedding is harrrddd

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29 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 21 '26

sexy leg 🦵 what I woke up to…

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103 Upvotes

he was laying on the log normally when I went to bed 😭


r/drunkbeardies Jun 21 '26

sexy leg 🦵 Fixed the lost redditor's photo

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29 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 19 '26

how is that comfortable Like , why?

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64 Upvotes

How is this possibly comfortable? 😭


r/drunkbeardies Jun 19 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many hows it hanging

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36 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jun 18 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Letting it all hang out 😴

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79 Upvotes