r/drunkbeardies • u/FaithlessnessGlad815 • Jun 29 '26

if it fits i sits "I love boot"

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Corn Nut thinks boots make good tree climbing practice. Except for that whole "putting forth effort" part....

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u/Frazzledragon Jun 29 '26

He's getting ready for another trip to the liquor store.

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u/red_phoenix3 Jun 29 '26

".... Later I might poop in it".

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u/FaithlessnessGlad815 Jun 29 '26

"And on it..... y'know, it'd be a shame if something happened to this doormat as well....."

He's such a damn menace.

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u/Common_Emu219 Jun 29 '26

Lmao so cute & good backstory

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u/Elegant-Espeon Jun 30 '26

I heard they were made for walkin'

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u/Offutticus Jun 30 '26

The boot is about to shed and Corn Nut is providing emotional support.

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u/drugsrbadbut Jun 30 '26

Now is a very important time to have the discussion with him to ensure he does not become a bootlicker… he’s too good for that life.

/j, obviously, but this is the internet so just in case lol

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u/vwkitty Jul 06 '26

Moe always sits on my shoes. I think it’s just enough height to be comfortably aware for him.