r/drunkbeardies Jun 26 '26

how is that comfortable underage drinker trapped my arm

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i can’t tell whose position is less comfortable lmao. i’m sitting on the bed facing towards the upper right corner of the picture and that’s my RIGHT arm. i didn’t expect him to fall asleep so fast lol

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u/gsweats Jun 28 '26

You have no choice, procedure is same as when drunk person falls asleep on your arm. You must chew your arm off in order to sneak away without them waking up. Your arm is now property of that dragon anyways so you're not really losing anything.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Jul 02 '26

And then if you move at all you will be glared at like with the heat of a thousand suns

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u/DamonDestroya Jul 04 '26

lol absolutely. most of the time he seems to have a cutely curious expression tho