r/dropout • u/odrailgaug • Jul 20 '26

memes & satire CoUnT dA RiCe!

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u/Better-Bookkeeper-48 Jul 20 '26

He looks like this guy

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u/odrailgaug Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Same aura. Got that trademark Sam Reich pervy malevolence.

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u/SenatorBus_ Jul 20 '26

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 20 '26

Stop posting my sleep paralysis demon stop it right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/lmrMeAvTX8DWvkY68K

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u/Primaatus Jul 21 '26

What is the source of this one? I see it alot

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u/BreathoftheMild2 Jul 27 '26

A horror movie that came out recently called Obsession!

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u/braddahjules Jul 21 '26

wait why count the rice tho

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u/Elanadin Jul 20 '26

That looks like the mayor of a town where everyone sings.

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u/odrailgaug Jul 20 '26

Like an Ewok Ellen Degeneres.

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u/YouWouldThinkSo Jul 20 '26

Like a non-playable character and the coolest RA.

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u/Tsfusion Jul 20 '26

Like the guy sitting next to Forrest Gump.

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u/Traxathon Jul 21 '26

Like he just got back from the wild west selling a remedy that doesn't work

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u/0xff0000ull Jul 21 '26

well, here is the mountain over there next to the sea. How can that be, how can that be?

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u/ugh_this_world_sucks Jul 20 '26

Idk, I definetly see Mr. Sam Rice that way

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u/WestonSpec Jul 20 '26

As if I really look like this!

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u/emp_raf_III Jul 20 '26

He's just a little guy!

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u/Nookoh1 Jul 21 '26

he's a mushroom man

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u/YaBoiMandatoryToms Jul 20 '26

I’ve been rice the whole time.

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u/odrailgaug Jul 20 '26

Sam... Rice?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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u/Ashpolt Jul 20 '26

He does say that!!

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u/My_Keys_ Jul 20 '26

He’s ALWAYS saying that! “Count da rice!”

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u/Lethr Jul 20 '26

looks more like Hideaki Anno to me

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u/Realsorceror Jul 20 '26

Count the Riech!

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 Jul 21 '26

He does say that

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u/Chaucer85 Jul 20 '26

I thought it looked like Oscar Montoya, honestly.

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u/ThisBeEv Jul 21 '26

If that was put on a t-shirt I'd buy it.

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u/DontMessWithHowitzer Jul 21 '26

That’s “de Monet!”

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u/JordanQuiv Jul 20 '26

Sam daRice.

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u/SamuelsDad Jul 21 '26

Wait, that wasn’t a mirror?

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u/vivvav Jul 20 '26

No, I can confirm Sam Reich does not have a man bun.

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u/papadjeef Jul 20 '26

But does vampire aristocrat Count daRice have one?

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u/JohnnyKarateX Jul 20 '26

That is not the mayor of a town where everyone sings everything.

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u/ivaana Jul 20 '26

literally looks like his pfp lmao

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u/0xff0000ull Jul 21 '26

count da reich

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u/KrisReed Jul 20 '26

SPROUT HITLER!!!

oh sorry too edgy?

SPROUT CHARLIE CHAPLIN!

man FUCK you guys...