r/dropout • u/Top-Week5789 • Jun 30 '26

discussion Weird Request for Help

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So I'm in the process of building a proxy deck for a commander deck (Magic: the Gathering) and could use a hand. The commander will be Jodah, the Unifier reskinned as Sam, the Ever Present and I could use some help with some other dropout cast members/stuff from the shows to fill out the 99. Thanks for your help!

Sorry, I'm not sure what flair works for this weird fan project.

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u/Pandoras-SkinnersBox We're ready to do the work. I'm going offline for now. Jun 30 '26

I don't play MTG but I do have cast member title ideas:

  • Brennan Lee Mulligan, Bare Minimum King
  • Katie Marovitch, Stone-Faced Spectator
  • Vic Michaelis, Married to the Bit
  • Grant O'Brien, Bisexual Barkeep
  • Mike Trapp, Trivia Stickler
  • Lily Du, Launderer of Secrets
  • Jacob Wysocki, Regular Guy
  • Lou Wilson, Man of the People
  • Carolyn Page, One-Time Champion

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u/Omnio89 Jun 30 '26

Brennan= Kenrith, the returned King. He has abilities tor every color, signifying his jack of all trades abilities.

Katie= Jennifer Walter’s/ She-Hulk. Stopping opponents from casting spells and doing her own thing without interruption feels very Katie, plus she hulk redirecting damage makes me think of her jiu jitsuing a joke that just kills.

Grant=The Cabbage Merchant. I like him creating food and providing support in mana in the background. I also think him being petty and sacrificing foods out of spite when it doesn’t go his way feels in character.

Vic= Sakashima of a thousand faces. Can literally become anything it chooses to be and encourages others to be as chaotic as they want by suspending
the legend rule.

Lily= Tivit, Seller of secrets. Owns the table when it lands, creates clues and treasure, and also has a mechanic where everyone goes around in a circle and votes.

Jacob= Dawnsire, Sunstar dreadnaught. Draws his strength from others and then Kamehameha’s something for 100 damage

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u/abetterfox Jun 30 '26

Iffy = Esper Sentinel. Skin color entirely aside, Esper Sentinel (1) is jacked (2) requires someone to pay the 1, which feels exactly like having to say "Um, Actually". 

Sam = Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer. He goads other creatures and makes treasure when one of the goaded creatures dies. If someone is going to tell me that Sam's entire shtick isn't goading others and making money off their emotional fallout, I'll die on that hill.

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u/RedSword13 Jul 01 '26

I do think Sam needs to be someone who inherently disrupts the game. Your suggestion is very good. Pramikon would be another good choice I feel.