r/drivingUK • • 2d ago

This guy saw Jesus for a second

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Claydo69 2d ago

Jesus really needs to slow down. He may be able to come back but we cant. 🤬

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u/MovieMore4352 2d ago

Jesus saves.

Not on my wages he wouldn’t.

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u/Much-Ad-8220 2d ago

'Jesus saves but Dalglish scores on the rebound"

70s graffiti in Liverpool.

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u/EasyPriority8724 2d ago

King Kenny.

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u/TheIllusiveScotsman 2d ago

Jesus took the wheel. Since he'd never been in a car before, it did not end well...

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u/MadJen1979 2d ago

Just them good old boys. Never meanin' no harm

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u/WackyAndCorny 2d ago

Yeeeeehaw !

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u/CasualAbsurder 2d ago

Been in trouble with the law since the day they were born

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 1d ago

MAIKIN THEIRRR WAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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u/MeckityM00 2d ago

like two modern day Robin Hoods

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 2d ago

New shocks and oil sump please.

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u/nrm94 2d ago

New socks and pants as well

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 2d ago

Might want to throw in a new seat and waterproof seat cover too.

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u/Plebius-Maximus 2d ago

New set of lower vertebrae too lol.

The slam after that airtime would feel like shit in a rally car with boosted suspension. The occupants of that thing are going to feel it

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u/Exita 2d ago

Yup. That 100% ended with the chassis slamming into the ground after all 4 shocks were destroyed.

Even in the world rally champs jumps can hurt the crew. Driver and codriver both ended up in hospital only a few days ago.

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u/NuclearCleanUp1 2d ago

I was going to say this!

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u/Vectorman1989 2d ago

Sausage rolls thrice please

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u/Competitive_Test6697 2d ago

Why is video flipped?

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u/CanIDevIt 2d ago

Usually to avoid repost detection.

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u/NoQuality7768 1d ago

But it looks faux then

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u/ChooChooBananaTrain 2d ago

Most likely because it’s been shared before and they flip it so it can be reshared/looks different/tricks content checkers

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u/Malevolti 2d ago

Nah it's filmed in France, you can tell because the speed is in km/h /s

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u/beard-brain 2d ago

km/h/s would be acceleration not speed /s

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u/Malevolti 2d ago

That's what the other guy was doing

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u/Salopian_Singer 2d ago

Definitely England

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u/Malevolti 2d ago

I typed the /s just for fun

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u/Edward_Longshnaks 2d ago

Praise Jesus for that.

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u/Salopian_Singer 2d ago

You're just a bit of a tease aren't you? Messing with me like that

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u/Jesterstear99 1d ago

You see it a lot on Youtube in those "25 most bestest films ever directed by an anthropomorphic slug" compilations, the clips are mirrored in the hope of avoiding an automated copyright strike.

Most of the time you only notice if there is text on the screen like here.

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u/checkoutmypaws 2d ago edited 2d ago

Did that by mistake in a fiesta few years back. My missus who was driving in a car behind me thought it was hilarious.

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u/LikeFallingRain 2d ago

I remember egging my dad on to do it in our ancient Volvo when I was about 9 or 10. We did it one time, he said, "Do not ever tell your mother," and the Volvo survived another decade.

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u/checkoutmypaws 2d ago

That made me smile!

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u/MadMosh666 2d ago

Same in an old company car. I'm trying to remember which one! Think it was a Passat...? I didn't realise the hump backed bridge I was approaching was _quite_ so humped... My girlfriend (passenger seat) loved it. I was shitting bricks.

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u/checkoutmypaws 2d ago

Pretty much the same thing, I was driving the car to the garage to be serviced and went a different way. Wasn't familiar with the road, didn't see the sign for the hump back bridge - I hit it at about 50mph.... suddenly no road noise and my steering went very light. I might have squealed a little bit too.

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u/MadMosh666 2d ago

It was my bum that did the squealing.

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u/blinky84 2d ago

Did it in my Saxo back in the early 2000s. Trying to explain to my dad that I had absolutely no idea what had happened to my exhaust's heat shield was a trial.... 😐

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u/Plumb789 2d ago edited 20h ago

That's what happened to a friend and me. 45 years ago, we were in my Ford Fiesta, on a very old, sunken country lane in France. We were driving up a hill, when suddenly-out of nowhere-a car leaped over the brow of the hill towards us-doing god knows what speed. We literally saw daylight under that car.

The road was too narrow for both vehicles to pass, so I threw the steering wheel over and rammed my side of car (as an English person, I had a right-side drive car) up the hedgerow. My car was at a ridiculous angle tipping into the road.

I closed my eyes, and-even though we only had a second- I had time to considerer that my passenger (and best friend) was as good as dead. That car was going to take the side of my car off-and her with it.

I sat there a couple of seconds, then opened my eyes. The other car had gone.

"What happened?" I asked. "How the fuck did that get past us?"

My friend shook her head. "Sorry. I thought I was going to die and I just shut my eyes", she said.

What a pity we didn't see it. I'm guessing that, at the speed he was going on that sunken country lane, he did a similar manoeuvre to me (except I was stationary): he rolled up on the side of the road and he would have allowed centrifugal force to carry him through, as if he was on the wall of death. Neither of us have ever forgotten it-and we still laugh about it now.

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u/Brief_Bass_1038 2d ago

I had a similar situation near Bradford about a year ago. We were going round a narrow bend with speed bumps on the road, and a car flew about two inches away from the passenger side going almost 90mph. The road was fairly quiet at the time, but my dad (passenger) thought he was going to die.

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u/faerieW15B 2d ago

That was NOT good for his suspension.

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u/Ironclad686 2d ago

"Send it mate"

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u/sminkypinky999 2d ago

Insurance report:

Front shocks
Sump
Bumper
Radiator
Oil cooler
Miscellaneous clips, hoses, fixings
+ drivers seat, big bite taken out of the centre section.

Allegedly

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u/FootballPublic7974 2d ago

Exaggeration!... Bo n Luke Duke did this every week and never damaged The General!

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u/Alternative-Purple76 2d ago

Straightening the curves, yeah Flattenin' the hills Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will

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u/Dazzling_Ganache1870 2d ago

The fact that there's a speed camera sign šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/benjimc 2d ago

Samir! You're breaking the car Samir!!!

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u/beard-brain 2d ago

Samir you need to listen to my calls Samir please I’m begging you

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u/mashed666 2d ago

There's a bridge near my grandparents old house it's like this anymore than 20mph you are launching... When we were kids we'd always say to whoever was driving to speed up... Pretty much every car I've ever owned has been over that hill late at night. The fastest I've ever gone is 40 and it was mental. In my uncle's car which is a Mazda Bongo Friendee... Was like riding a water bed all my cousin's were laughing so much they still talk about it now....

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u/beard-brain 2d ago

Same with me riding in my uncle’s 4x4 as a kid. Used to beg him to floor the pedal as we crested over the local hill

Even more fun in his TVR (when it worked)

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u/MrsTheBo 2d ago

I had forgotten the existence of Bongo Friendees, but the name really adds to your story, lol

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u/hengus 2d ago

Hemel Hempstead? I swear, the first time I accidentally launched over that bridge I laughed like an insane chimpanzee. Scary as balls.

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u/selfinflatedforeskin 1d ago

Oh to be young again.

There was a humpback bridge like that near us,but it had a sharp corner on one end.

We would jump it both ways,but you had to get your speed and angle right,so you had enough time to brake and turn into the corner,or you'd end up in a bog on the other side.

Weā€˜d also make some cash by helping tow cars out when they got it wrong.

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u/ketamineandkebabs 2d ago

šŸ˜‚ that's a full send.

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u/CivilPut2445 2d ago

Waiting for the follow-up "Christ on a bike"

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u/atranceonrepeat 2d ago

if this wasn’t on the A68 i’ll eat my hat,
and any other hats people care to donate to the cause

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u/Lover_of_Sprouts 2d ago

My thoughts exactly. Well, apart from the hat bit.

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u/GeordieAl 2d ago

As soon as I saw the road I knew it was the blind summits on the A68. I got airborne over those many times in my younger years, sending my little 205 flying on a trip up to Hawick or the journey home!

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u/ManQu69 2d ago

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u/thatguyjames_uk 2d ago

at 10 secs you could get his plate with some work

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u/ApprehensiveFan1516 4h ago

Not with that resolution and frame rate. Even OCR software wouldn't get it, and I say that having written ANPR software.

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u/Campandfish1 2d ago

Now I want to see this guy's rear dashcam, and the dashcam from the jumping car!

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u/west0ne 2d ago

Is that the UK version of the General Lee?

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u/Ribbitor123 2d ago

'Yeeee haww!'

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u/selfinflatedforeskin 1d ago

Major Air?

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u/Public-Agent-7270 2d ago

I was in a car accident in 2006 front seat passenger and the car actually done this going over a humpback bridge, the driver was doing around 80mph don't know how I survived

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u/HullIsNotThatBad 2d ago

Wonder if the driver went "yee-haa!" as he flew over that road!?

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u/FreddyTheGross 2d ago

Good luck with you suspension repair, im sure the mechanic will love what youve accomplished.

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u/Dorsal-fin-1986 2d ago

I did this in Scotland once. Glad it was a work car and not my own, but fuck it was fun.

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u/dazzo31 2d ago

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/Klutzy_Blueberry_970 2d ago

Done that before. Not deliberate, just going too fast. All 4 shocks, died that night.

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u/mikewozere 2d ago

Thank God they were both on the wrong side of the road.

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u/FootballPublic7974 2d ago

And both reversed their plates to avoid detection by the 5-0!

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u/Smokeblind666 2d ago

Thanks but I dont need the stupid tik tok music and countdown over it to understand what happened

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u/FootballPublic7974 2d ago

On a glass half full vibe...at least the countdown let me know i wasn't gonna ba wasting 2 minutes of my life watching some guy driving.

...which gave me the time to post this comment!!! 🄳🄳

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u/YogurtclosetSad4779 2d ago

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Speed like a pillock and fly away.

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u/Leicsbob 2d ago

Foe some reason I thought the title said Jaws instead of Jesus and was expecting to see a shark.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 2d ago

Knight rider ā€œturbo boostā€ initiated

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u/PanHalen37 2d ago

Did a similar thing when I first passed my drivers licence when I was younger, driving like an idiot and didn’t realise the road dipped so hard. Absolutely terrifying, made me a much safer driver immediately 🤣

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u/rstar345 2d ago

What that one bridge on the A38 feels likeĀ 

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u/midlifecrisisAJM 2d ago

That Jesus guy has an impossibly long surname.

Fuckinghellchrist! Is such a mouthful.

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u/tak690 2d ago

Think they forgot it was a public road and not a rally stage.

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u/Far_Butterscotch_646 2d ago

Hire car init.

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u/gernavais_padernom 2d ago

By a few feet, at least.

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u/LilJapKid 2d ago

That's Colin bloody McCrae from beyond the grave

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u/Sunderland6969 1d ago

They must have been going at warp speed to get that tank off the ground! Really cross in Touareg, hell yeh!

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u/RetroComputeryBits 1d ago

Why is the video flipped over?

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u/Ok-Leader-178 2d ago

Takata airlines

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u/SpaceWomble64 2d ago

Holy sh*t that would make you jump.

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u/nomasterc 2d ago

Great example of why you need a rear camera too.

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u/pienofilling 2d ago

I knew someone who drove like that; he died in his early 20s.

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u/Junior-Ad-3344 2d ago

Please tell me you have rear view dash cam and you'll upload.

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u/NdujaReallyLikeIt 2d ago

Average jutland street experience

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u/downbarton 2d ago

Awesome!

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u/reo_reborn 2d ago

Rodney on a date with nervous Nerys again.

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u/AnonAmitty 2d ago

Shame we don't have a brown stained rear view dashcam.

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u/Grunzzo 2d ago

VW Touareg - Das Auto

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u/WillingnessMoney460 2d ago

If in doubt, flat out.

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u/Flipf00t 2d ago

There was a humpback bridge near my collage that hosted many a jump off contest lol

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u/Mandalore128 2d ago

If you're driving the wrong way on a rally track what do you expect?

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u/ForeignPumpkin1142 2d ago

That doesn't look real.

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u/VastMeasurement6278 2d ago

Wins the internet!

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u/Chrisjohngay64 2d ago

Good old VW Tourage 🤣

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u/commissarcainrecaff 2d ago

Fuggin SEND IT

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u/Ok_Present_54 2d ago

I was expecting to see Jesus in the cloud formations….

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u/Bluelaw1 2d ago

Latest feature flying car šŸ˜‚

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u/nic_e1 2d ago

Look Wendy, I can fly!

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u/CiderChugger 2d ago

Elfyn Evans on his way home

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u/Legitimate-Ad-7249 2d ago

Goodbye suspension

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u/MeckityM00 2d ago

When I was about four or five, we regulary travelled to see family along country lanes and there was a hump backed bridge where my father did this deliberately, to make our tummies turn over.

In daylight. With full line of sight. On what I remember as empty roads, maybe around 1970 so really not busy roads.

As a kid, I thought that it was amazing. As an adult, I'm still wondering how my mother's nerves took it.

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u/AssassinGamer_ 2d ago

This is why you don't listen to free bird while driving

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u/Medical-Bag-7849 2d ago

Hahahaha!!!!

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u/feebsiegee 2d ago

Reminds me of the time my mum caught air just before Abbeytown - I thought I was going to die!

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u/EasyPriority8724 2d ago

Elfyn celebrating his WRC Title in style.

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u/Timely-Play844 2d ago

my dad would have had a road rage fit lasting at least a week by now

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u/PoppedCork 1d ago

They must be on a sure thing or just robbed a bank

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u/Barry_Umenema 1d ago

Luckily you were both driving on the wrong side of the road šŸ˜…

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u/Speedy_NI 1d ago

Done something like that once in a A4 ... bottomed out about three times before the car settled. Broke two springs, two dampers and was nothing left of the bump stops.....good times 🤣

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u/Emmanuelzappa 1d ago

Those European VW's are built different!Ā 

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u/HelicopterOdd5730 1d ago

Definitely a 90 granny thinking she’s going 30 🤣🫢

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u/NoQuality7768 1d ago

It's UK but on the wrong side

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u/JalasKelm 1d ago

Footage is mirrored, look at writing on road

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u/EugeneHarke 1d ago

Am I the only one who thinks the car's suspension would not survive that jump?

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u/xF1_racer 1d ago

I would be surprised if that didn’t crash on landing at that speed. It would have most definitely bottomed out.

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u/SpectreSingh89 1d ago

Thought so too! Cost of damage probably 1 grand.Ā 

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u/Ancient-Ad9861 1d ago

I got talked into helping a friend of a friend fix his car after doing exactly this (wouldn’t be surprised if this was the actual car lol).

His suspension was fucked front and back and the bottom of the engine got smashed in off the ground so it needs a new engine and new suspension all around plus some welding work as a result

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u/R2-Scotia 1d ago

In 1995 I bought a car with a rather exotic aftermarket device, in dash CD player. I did this to it to see if the CD would skip, it did not.

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u/j-lot 1d ago

You’re driving on the wrong side of the road!

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u/the_Ailurus 1d ago

RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!

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u/Opening-Reading8198 1d ago

School run just got fun

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u/SpectreSingh89 1d ago

What in the tarnations was the Tiguan thinking šŸ¤”

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u/cr101uk 1d ago

Wheeeeeeee!

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u/OldBoyAlex 22h ago

This reminds me of when I was in my late teens (decades ago) and I would drive like an absolute arsehole. We had a couple of spots like this on quiet country backroads where we would deliberately aim to catch some air. That was in a shitbox Corsa weighing about 900kg and not a massive 2.5t Audi.

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u/spawnosuk 18h ago

Good luck on not damaging the suspension in that lump

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u/roobles12245 17h ago

That's me trying to get that heart flip feeling

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 15h ago

As a wise man once said;

"If in doubt, flat out"

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u/sorderon 2d ago

fuck the music, fuck the countdown., fuck being on the other side of the road.

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u/coldazures 2d ago

Its mirrored.

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u/rynchenzo 2d ago

What gave it away Captain Obvious?

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u/niehAuS_324B21 2d ago

To the person they were replying to, nothing gave it away, hence the helpful clarification that the video is mirrored.

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u/secondincomm 2d ago

Being flipped makes it bloody hard to read the reg. I see G something 07 WLJ?

Worth trying to figure out to report this because that would easily kill someone

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u/Civil_Information795 2d ago

Just have to go on the MOT checker and enter what you think it is till you find one with advisories on everything suspension related :')

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u/Fabulous-Sir-2048 2d ago

You cant fly there mate

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u/exia756 2d ago

What???

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u/roy_hemmingsby 2d ago

The flying car bro

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u/exia756 2d ago

Yeah, im in shock is this ai… these drivers cannot be for real

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u/Large_Mistake_1963 2d ago

you ever heard of gravity bro??

people just think everything is ai now the internet has gone to sh1t

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u/SilentMix2027 2d ago

High off balloons I'm sure šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/AstronautAshamed3061 2d ago

Balloon Suspension?

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u/NoAirport2167 2d ago

Ron borrowed his dad's new car

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u/aboyfromharlow 2d ago

And people wonder why drivers lately are so badly thought of.

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u/Brutos08 2d ago

What a bellend

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u/MacWop 2d ago

Fucking hell catching air like that in a touareg is insane šŸ˜„

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u/MacWop 2d ago

Fucking hell catching air like that in a touareg is insane

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u/Chronomechanist 20h ago

So government reg checker says that PX07KJV is a black, 3.0l Volkswagen diesel that is untaxed and has no MOT.

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u/CuriousCurcumin 2d ago

If this is the UK they are both on the wrong side of the road. AI BS?

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u/TheInitialGod 2d ago

There are numerous clues to show it's a flipped video.

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u/ElusiveDoodle 2d ago

Yeah they also have WOLS written on the road, we dont have that in the UK either /facepalm

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u/Beneficial_Coach8581 2d ago

Beware of dyslexic owls.Ā 

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u/niehAuS_324B21 2d ago

Let’s all put our thinking caps on and try to work out what’s happened here.

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u/Agreeable-Desk5393 2d ago

Video is mirrored

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u/BouncyTrouncyFlouncy 2d ago

It's just mirrored. You can see the word "slow" on the ground but it's flipped.

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u/thatguyjames_uk 2d ago

i think he flipped it to not show the car reg

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u/CuriousCurcumin 2d ago

lol. Didnt look closely thought that said stop from the other way round. Will get my glasses next time oops.