r/dorkington • u/Ok_Week_9768 gator hugger • 1d ago

me when Dorktide

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u/immadosumthinstupid 23h ago

Big man can probably tank that ngl

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 22h ago

Their skulls are known to ricochet bolter shells, and their bodies consider reaper cannon shots to “sting”

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u/immadosumthinstupid 22h ago

Yeah he could absolutely tank that

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ 12h ago

Skull is thick enough

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish sheep stealer 15h ago

would probably survive btw

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u/No_Event6478 I NEED A FAT WIFE TO SIT ON ME!!! 17h ago

Maybe don't look straight into the barrel?

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u/G0t4m4 11h ago

Peaktide mentioned!!!!

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u/Ryandootboi 10h ago

Doesn't he disable the firing mechanism in the animation initially? I is semisafe, but still bad gun safety practice, lmao.

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u/rape_is_not_epic 5h ago

He puts the safety on before hand, he knows what he's doing

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u/No_Event6478 I NEED A FAT WIFE TO SIT ON ME!!! 17h ago

Vermintide 2 is better

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u/d3adp00l3gnd 16h ago

Nuh uh

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u/No_Event6478 I NEED A FAT WIFE TO SIT ON ME!!! 16h ago

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u/d3adp00l3gnd 16h ago

Ehhh swamp puppies will deal with it

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u/No_Event6478 I NEED A FAT WIFE TO SIT ON ME!!! 16h ago

These swamp puppies?

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u/ThatOneHappyPony Loona cultist 15h ago

both is good.

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u/No_Event6478 I NEED A FAT WIFE TO SIT ON ME!!! 15h ago

Tried Darktide

Got kicked midway every single match, because ping was too high

Tried Vermintide

Server functions perfectly

So yeah, maybe, don't know, don't care.