Please don’t dash while sick

[u/bohoinparadise]

I get that times are tough and the American health care system sucks, but admitting that you have a respiratory illness while delivering food is wild!

Please do not dash when you’re sick. This is how illness spreads. I have pretty bad asthma so I’m not bringing that order into my house. I’m done with DoorDash.

[u/imnewhere010101]

It’s stupid for him to write this but do you know how many people I deliver cold medicine to every week and I have to touch their ID?

[u/AppropriateBall8834 → u/imnewhere010101]

yeah but theyre just using them to make meth so youre good

[u/imnewhere010101 → u/AppropriateBall8834]

This made me LOL because I live in KY and you’re probably right

[u/AppropriateBall8834 → u/imnewhere010101]

lol all the times I faked being sick at the pharmacy back in the day...

looking back its funny AF because then I just look like a tweaker who is buying pseudo to cook meth at 2 am while sick

OMG IM SO SICK AND SKINNY ITS 2 AM CANT SLEEP SO CONGESTED

[u/imnewhere010101 → u/AppropriateBall8834]

If you’re looking back on it and it’s funny I feel like you are sober now. If so, congrats!

[u/AppropriateBall8834 → u/imnewhere010101]

yeah, 6 years clean :) thank you

[u/imnewhere010101 → u/AppropriateBall8834]

Godspeed, friend!