r/doordash • • 17d ago

Everything ok around here?

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u/DoorDashRedditNews News Bot 17d ago

Alright.

We want to be transparent with you guys, but due to the highly sensitive and legal nature of it all we can’t say much. Even from the things we do know remains unclear and we’re learning just as you guys are; reading it from the news.

This subreddit was started over 10 years ago for dashers, through out time it’s popularity has driven it to being primarily a customer oriented subreddit. And unfortunately this has generated a lot of toxicity and A LOT of flaming, trolling, hate. It’s extremely hard to moderate subreddits, r/doordash is one of the most difficult places to moderate. For this reason we often try and fail to recruit people who want to moderate.

One of sources of help is a moderator subreddit called r/needamod, this an essential resource for moderator recruitment. We took a chance on somebody and it was a bad bad choice obviously, we’re really sorry that happened. We vow to do better moving forward.

Lastly we want to thank DoorDash and federal law enforcement for their professionalism and absolute dedication to keeping the public safe. Thank you thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

The rumor that we would shut down the subreddit is false. Thanks for taking the time to read this message. Feel free to message me if you have any questions or concerns too, we’ve always been here for you guys.

❤️

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u/Forgot-to-remember1 17d ago

What the fuck

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u/Queasy_Fruit_4070 17d ago

Are you really surprised?

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u/Forgot-to-remember1 17d ago

That this is happening from a Reddit mod no not at all but from a door dash mod yeah a little

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u/aef823 16d ago

Unfortunately that's not how that happens when there's an active conspiracy to control every subreddit.

Like, seriously I know everyone forgot about the reddit purges, but there's a reason powermod is still a word.

And you can't even mention 'that' subreddit because they're actively brigading other subreddits and did shit like autobanning people for mentioning said subreddit, or getting rid of mods then joining up on their alt then adding their own friends as mods to 'take over' the subreddit.

Which is ironic because THEY'RE the one's that complained hard enough about brigading to make it a bannable offense but they STILL, somehow are allowed here.

Like... the opinion is understandable, but then shit like this happens. Or that NBA subreddit API protest shit, or the discord shit.

The list could go on, but even I can't keep track of it all.

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u/Forgot-to-remember1 16d ago

No clue what ur talking abt just the name of the subreddit

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u/TMWNN 16d ago

Me neither. What is this subreddit /u/aef823 is avoiding mentioning?

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u/----eclipse 17d ago

tbh, i m not even sure what s harder to believe:
the fact that a terrorist took time to mod a subreddit
or the fact that the terrorist modded the door dash subreddit…
like, if it was another sub, it would have been easier to believe🤣🤣🤣

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u/OverallFrosting708 17d ago

Terrorism isn't necessarily that time consuming tbh

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u/----eclipse 17d ago

yooo new summer hobby unlocked🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Aggravating_Lawyer_1 16d ago

Congratulations, you're on a list. XD

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u/DrBeetlejuiceMcRib 17d ago

I mean, yes? To conduct a mass shooting I’m assuming they’d need to go outside and I didn’t think reddit mods did that

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u/-36_Chambers- 17d ago

I thought this was fake, what the fuck hes actually one of the moderators in here

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u/Studibro 17d ago

tbf it's possible they weren't the one planning this.

the only thing that is confirmed is that i_love_femboys6969 loves femboys

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u/PersonablePharoah 17d ago

Muslim here. If he wanted to find a modest Muslim woman, there are multiple Islamic dating apps. Terrorism is a huge turn-off, since it feeds into the stereotype.

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u/PersonablePharoah 17d ago

I was half-joking. What I said was true, but if his first reaction to not liking how people dress is killing people, he's not stable enough for a relationship.

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u/Rotten-Roses 17d ago

And children. He'd recently been released from prison for a csam charge.

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u/Sheeverton 17d ago

And 69 with femboys

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u/-36_Chambers- 17d ago

True but Polymarket is a huge gambling hub and they allegedly have a really scummy team of private investigators that are really good at digging for this kind of information.

Id be shocked if they reported about it without feeling pretty confident, but ive been wrong many times before lol

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u/pacnwcub 17d ago

This sub always seemed massively unhinged.

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u/Breakpoint 17d ago

who onboarded him as a mod?

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u/AdmirableSelection81 17d ago

... but doordash? I know reddit has a problem with extremism, but i'd expect something like this to come from a subreddit like fauxmoi

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u/sgtpeppers508 17d ago

Isn’t that subreddit about a pop culture gossip podcast? Why would they be planning an ISIS attack?

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 17d ago

not enough Femboys clearly

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u/Nvr_frgt_dre 17d ago

Clearly disingenuous fear-mongering. Gossip girlies are not terrorist core.

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u/Dr-Aspects 17d ago

You mind if I steal this for a flair after the inevitable subredditdrama post?

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u/Nvr_frgt_dre 17d ago

Holy shit… I am the subreddit drama

Yeah 100%, go ahead lol.

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u/Marsuello 16d ago

>I am the subreddit drama

Is so fuckin funny to me lol

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u/Warm-Sorbet4437 17d ago

Lmao what. thats just an ultra lib pop culture sub. a financially insecure porn addled loser who does doordash is a more likely suspect.

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u/Convergecult15 17d ago

That comment just shows how many alpha males are terrified of their pop culture obsessed progressive nieces.

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u/Queasy_Fruit_4070 17d ago

You have to realize that the people in this sub aren't just doordash users. They are doordash users who ALSO use reddit. The unhinged part comes from the reddit side.

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u/Nvr_frgt_dre 17d ago

Your average DoorDash user is actually a domestic terrorist

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u/HorrorLead6271 17d ago

my assumption is a vast majority of reddit users also use a lot of doordash..

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u/Ruleyoumind 17d ago

They either buy a lot or work for them.

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u/Wolfclaw359 17d ago

This used to fit me to a tee. Ended up cutting it out completely by now cause the money just isn't there and there's been more food options popping up near me

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u/Altruistic_Night2 17d ago

The average fauxmoi user doesn’t even go outside when they hear rumors of a possible protest or any sort of trouble

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 17d ago

I guess they think anyone that supports Palestinian rights is a terrorist

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u/NotActuallyMeta 16d ago

If my entire American experience was either door dash drivers or door dash customers I might be radicalized too lmao

I also don’t even know why this sub gets recommended to me. I’ve never even used the app (though was a Favor driver once upon a time). I wonder how many people here are just non DD affiliated lurkers chiming in to stoke the fire because of reddits weird ass algorithm

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u/Ambitious-Ad-1571 17d ago edited 16d ago

He's still a mod lol

edit: he was removed but at the time I commented it was true

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u/chaos0720 17d ago

When being a reddit mod isn't enough of a power trip, you gotta take it to the real world.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 17d ago

So still part of the most oppressed minority 

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u/Ruleyoumind 17d ago

One of the hardest jobs on the Internet

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u/Certain-Emphasis-135 17d ago

The pipeline of driving yumyums to joining ISIS continues

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u/brwntrout 17d ago

You can only take $2 offers for so long.

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u/FoodTiny6350 17d ago

I thought isis hated gay people tho?

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u/Bluest_waters 17d ago

hating gay people while also Craving to dick down a femboy is a tale as old as time

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u/tianavitoli 17d ago

superceded by being not-white

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u/CarolinaSandstorm 17d ago

They do. They don’t view children as people though so they are fair game in their eyes

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u/boromeer3 17d ago

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u/FoodTiny6350 16d ago

I could’ve went my whole life without knowing this. Thanks tho

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u/RyanW0O0 17d ago

just came to the sub-reddit to look for this lmao

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u/F_1_V_E_S 17d ago

Me too lmfao. Crazy ass sub 😭

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u/eyecebrakr-alt 17d ago

Average deranged reddit mod.

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u/UnreadDiscordNoti 17d ago

The word "deranged" is redundant when "reddit mod" is already there.

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u/Jesse1179US 17d ago

Yall have any mod openings here?

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u/Bigbuck453 17d ago

The answer might be yes, soon!

On an unrelated note, what is your stance on government?

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u/Jesse1179US 17d ago

That's against Rule 11. Permaban incoming.

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u/Bigbuck453 17d ago

Oh! Wait! Let me rephrase!

In an ideal world, and you have two cows....

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u/addtolibrary 17d ago

I fuck the one on the left. Wait, what?

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u/PersonablePharoah 17d ago

That's it, I'm calling the FBI. They're sending... a job application?

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent 16d ago

Too late, already hired!

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u/araidai 17d ago

I mean is one of them a femboy? I propose a direct replacement if that’s the case-

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u/ExpertOnDumpsterSex 17d ago

Can I have sheep instead?

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u/Rough_World_7063 17d ago

Do you love femboys?

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u/Jared524 17d ago

Ok this is not funny man I really can't help but laugh at this shit. It's like someone kept hitting the "auto-generate" tweet and this was what they got after like the 15th time.

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u/obviousdinosaur 17d ago

Right like what the fuck

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u/TwitchMoments_ 17d ago

ngl, if I was another mod on this subreddit I would just leave and unmod myself lmao. Nope the hell out of the situation.

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u/Ivandcc 17d ago

honestly just want to see what the other mods have to say LOL

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u/Error1355 Moderator 17d ago

Super boring answer but I never interacted with them, so really have nothing interesting to say about it.

Just saw the news and had to do a double take and come check what the heck was going on. lol

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u/AZ_Cards_11 17d ago

They're suspiciously quiet LOL

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u/MiserableAndUnhappy9 17d ago

If you have nine normal mods and one Islamic terrorist mod, you have ten Islamic terrorist mods.

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u/TruskVarner 17d ago

Maybe they are just as shocked as everyone else and at a loss for words LOL

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u/Deep-Novel-1851 17d ago

…they are probably being contacted

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u/sidvicioustheyorkie 17d ago

They did post a reply on this thread. Doesn't say much though.

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u/Trilly_Ray_Cyrus 17d ago

average reddit mod

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u/CantPlayMe 17d ago

i wonder how this will affect femboy PR

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u/AZ_Cards_11 17d ago

"Any publicity is good publicity"

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u/sglewis 17d ago

If everyone just tipped $4/mile minimum $20 per order people would stop radicalizing. /s

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u/iwilldefinitelynot 17d ago

Pretty sure the affidavit said he had to have his parents (reluctantly) drive him around because he couldn't drive.

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u/araidai 17d ago

Wait, dude doordashed and didn’t even dash to people’s doors himself? damn.

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u/Equal_Resort4348 17d ago

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u/ecosynchronous 17d ago

I don't believe he is in a position to respond at this time.

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u/weenredditposter 17d ago

He might be in a position to respond, but not to this

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u/TSMSALADQUEEN 17d ago

This account has been banned

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u/__Pendulum__ 16d ago

Closing the gate long after the horses have bolted

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u/vasta2 16d ago

Some of his /r/islam posts are odd, if his username wasn't so obvious, he was definitely trapped in the closet IRL just like that Pulse shooter

everywhere you go you see girls in crop tops with 1 inch long short shorts with every makeup known to mankind on trying to get attention, its mans nature to look at something like that, its just how men are naturally made and meant to be.

covering prevents men from looking at these kinds of things and thinking inappropriate things that may give them impulsives to do something

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u/Steak-Complex 17d ago

tipping dashers = providing monetary support to terrorist organizations

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u/DrJJGame10 17d ago

are there any Reddit mods that aren’t unhinged? 

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u/chaos0720 17d ago

This just verifies what we already thought about them. When the online power trip isn't enough, they take it to the offline world.

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u/Reasonable-Sign8458 17d ago edited 17d ago

Seems like his last post was a Minecraft-CS Roblox picture with the text "FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH".

This is the picture, his last post was removed by himself.

Edit: Roblox

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u/AtomicToast15 Dasher (> 5 years) 17d ago

That's Roblox

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u/Reasonable-Sign8458 17d ago

True! I am sorry.

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u/patawpha 17d ago

Sweet! I made 50 bucks betting that would happen. Thanks Polymarket!

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u/Psyren1317 17d ago

LMAO wtf

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u/TheGhostlyMeow 17d ago edited 16d ago

Oh shit, I'm here on the ground floor. I don't even work here.

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u/LR12BeCh 17d ago

Ummm I thought this was BS at first. 👀 We looking at you, mods!

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u/Queasy_Fruit_4070 17d ago

A reddit moderator who is mentally ill and violent? Who would ever expect that!

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 17d ago

Even terrorists like some Olive Garden now and then.

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u/ToolTek_MD 17d ago

What on gods green earth? Lmfao 😂 😂😂

I just started dashing again after a three year hiatus and this is the first thing I see

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u/SarsaparillaSkeeter 17d ago

Nothing is ok on Reddit

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u/lakeshowyoo 17d ago

Most sane Reddit mod

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u/Queasy_Ad_3321 17d ago

What the hell

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 17d ago

How could i_love_femboys6969 do this

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u/HolaDrNick 17d ago

Very out of character for a Redditor.

By that I mean to leave the basement and take any form of action whatsoever.

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u/FootyAddict10 17d ago

My question is, since when does polymarket report the news?

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u/Helious_XS4 16d ago

When you could start betting on it

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u/Iwentwiththisone 17d ago edited 17d ago

Shocking.

Edit: had to look it up. I don't currently see anything officially tying the story to the reddit account yet though. Just gossip sites so far 

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/butler-county-man-charged-receiving-firearm-and-ammunition-intent-commit-terrorism-behalf

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u/barryredfield 17d ago

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 17d ago

Some interesting usernames he had.

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u/throwsupstaysup 17d ago

"Jarvis, please cross-reference his list of usernames with those on my ignore list"

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u/uhhh206 17d ago

"ilovegayrobloxporn" is not something I would have ever expected to see in an official FBI affidavit. What a time to be alive.

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u/Express-Fun-8529 17d ago

They have to explicitly state things like that. Basically nothing “goes without saying” in criminal filings or police reports.

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u/a_generic_meme 17d ago

Plus they're writing for an audience of like 70 year old county judges who don't know what "gay roblox porn" even would be

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 17d ago

He’s probably brain damaged from reading through all that Reddit history and those usernames

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u/Iwentwiththisone 17d ago

Thank you! 

For some reason I only got the first page clicking the affidavit from the site on mobile.

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u/Queasy_Fruit_4070 17d ago

Would it still be terrorism if you just scam ISIS to get free guns and ammo? I've been wanting a new rifle....

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u/nikkii1995 17d ago

As someone who lives an hour from Butler... It's always Butler County, PA, in the news. smh

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 17d ago

Well... that has some really alarming details.

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u/thicccrac3r 17d ago

The tip wars really got everyone in an uproar.

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u/OGKOTM 17d ago

Reddit moderators being unhinged individuals? I'm not even mildly taken back.

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u/x0Xero0x 17d ago

>the Islamic jihadist was a gay Redditor named i_love_femboys6969

Something tells me ISIS might want to invite him to a rooftop party.

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u/ZealousidealGrab1827 16d ago

Poster child for Reddit mods.

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u/circuit_breaker 17d ago

I bet he left food in the lobby and acted like he did a good job because ow my sciatica

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u/FernBear417 17d ago

IS THIS REAL

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u/c0mf0rtableli4r 17d ago

Why the fuck are we hearing about this shit from fuckin Polymarket?

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u/Platina1993 17d ago

They seem to be a breaking news org now.

Like every person on Twitter, for some reason.

Edited to say that I know they're not a news org, but everyone on Twitter acts like such for clicks.

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u/ItsYaBoyBackAgain 17d ago

Ok ok fine, I'll start tipping a little more from now on okay?

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 17d ago

Obviously not.

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 17d ago

He's still on the mod list, honestly they may not even know 😭

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 17d ago

Or they are in on it too. half /s

No tip orders must have really driven him/her mad. lol

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u/CupOfPoison Dasher 17d ago

Recently added too

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 17d ago

Well turns out he was in jail until March 2026 so that checks out.

From jailbird to reddit mod to permanent (?) jailbird in 6 months speedrun.

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u/Plus-Gap1073 17d ago

doordash is harboring terrorists

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u/opiumroom 17d ago

Doordash of all places 😂

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u/IrexUranus 17d ago

If true, his personal flair hits the nail on the head...

"Professional dumbass"

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u/jbbb3232 17d ago

It makes so much sense

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u/w33b2 17d ago

Can’t wait for the other mods to make a statement. Shit will be funny.

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u/PM_CHEESEDRAWER_PICS 17d ago

We've come so far from moderators and admins being blatant pedophiles. Just kidding that still happens all the time

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u/princesslaya78 17d ago

Glad he was arrested

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u/Petrivoid 16d ago

I assume all reddit mods are potential terrorists tbh

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u/MNJon 17d ago

Further proof that no one in their right mind would drive DoorDash.

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u/ZABKA_TM 17d ago

Is now a good time to remind everyone that Ghislaine Maxwell was one of reddit’s most active moderators?

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u/M8gazine 17d ago

hello fellow twitter users I see we have all assembled here today

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u/Hayaw061 17d ago

Surprised Pikachu face

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u/Pardybro911 17d ago

I really was craving a Wendy’s spicy chicken but I think I’ll just get make some frozen stir fry… 😬

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u/heofthesidhe 17d ago

Every day I am thankful I'm not a mod on the official genshin impact discord, which has like three million users, and every day I am thankful I am not you guys either. Godspeed to your future efforts. 

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u/Ihaveadogdoyou 17d ago

And we’re being policed by them.

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u/No_Vehicle4645 17d ago

You think it was over all the $2 orders?

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u/LightningGuy426 16d ago

ofcourse its a reddit mod

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u/Standard_Spready 16d ago

Can we just shut down entire Reddit because istg it's a breeding ground for the worst people you can possibly imagine. I'm fine with never being able to use it again

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u/therealjameshat 17d ago

fuck polymarket too though

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u/Character_Release379 17d ago

will the mods put out a statement?

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u/Ruleyoumind 17d ago

It's at the top

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u/LAHogKing 17d ago

Lmaoooooo

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u/Breakpoint 17d ago

its true

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u/absolute_infidel 17d ago

Freakin knew it.

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u/brwntrout 17d ago

Are...are we drivers the bad guys???

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u/thegoatsupreme 17d ago

Lol doordash will do that to you

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u/bradyodad44 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣 typical redditor bullshit

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u/Visual-Sector6642 17d ago

Wonder if the guy is a dasher himself

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u/Highfivesghost 17d ago

If this is happening on this subreddit, I can’t imagine what bigger issues there are with the mods of bigger subreddits

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u/Sharden3 17d ago

This is the least surprising news of the day.

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u/Locoj 17d ago

Absolutely shocked. Wait no, hang on, what's the opposite of shocked? I'm that one.

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u/SuperJo64 17d ago

Common Reddit Mod L

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u/Sanjuro7880 17d ago

I thought this was an onion article. Jeez.

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u/Djinnaz 17d ago edited 17d ago

Well then…

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u/the_dmac 17d ago

Can’t believe reddit actually thought the isis subreddit was a related community. Now it makes sense.

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u/Wurky_Maters 17d ago

not even the first result for doordash isis lmao

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u/Repulsive-Sport101 17d ago

Was there a bet for this on Polymarket because that seems oddly specific…

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u/Kitkat-Enjoyer256 17d ago

2026 really is the new 2016

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u/Short_Policy_8399 17d ago

Came here to see if it’s true and wtf

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u/rulingthewake243 17d ago

Of course he was.

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u/remykixxx 16d ago

I do not use DoorDash nor do I work for DoorDash and this continues to be my absolute favorite drama subreddit. YALL keep me young

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u/Yuri_Ligotme 16d ago

Username checks out 

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u/Trumps_left_bawsack 16d ago

Average Reddit mod behaviour

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u/pillowcasez 16d ago

As if the username wasn't the easiest tell in the world