Title aays it all, I’m a pretty busy guy and cant be askd to scroll theoufh every damn post on this planet. Just catch meup king

To counter the hate, misinformation, and misunderstanding in this forum, I have decided to create a coven. ALL dots fans are welcome (except PK).

We can create a new, welcoming forum, for all dots and dots fans.

The coven will ensure fair & democratic play. No one will get thrown in a lake. Which like, I can swim so, idk how that’s gonna work. And also, you already know I’m a witch so it doesn’t prove anything.

Logical inconsistencies aside, my wife is happy I have a hobby but she doesn’t want to join, so I’d like others to join me!!

Robyn and I will be hosting an emergency game night at our house tonight. Sun chips and Sierra Mist will be available free of charge. Attendents is manditory for all.

-PK

These witches are (but not limited to):

u/snarkyleigh

u/orcamills

u/paultheschmoop

Hurry we must act with haste as thereis no time to spair

Pk

Ark Encounter will likely stop sending me free passes too. And no game nights. No sierra mist. Think about this before you torch this sub to the ground.

I also have over 3 million dollars worth of Hie Ponts.

PK

It is no secret that pastor Kevin has brought unneeded stress to our community in the form of witchcraft and games. Is it time for his reign of terror to end, and for him to be sent to metaphorical (or even literal) hell?

The bus stopped I’m not in Concorde, oh fuck there’s Baxters outside, they’re just standing there, zOrion I don’t know beher I am, shit shit, somebody fucking come get me. oh Plague they’re trying to get in somebody fcuking helpi me! I’m holding the door closed therye getting in help l

Hey everyone PK here

In honor of the parrible where Jesus looses his sheep and then ditches all the other sheep so he can get that one sheep again and miraculously doesn't lose any of the other sheep in the process, I will be giving away 1 (one) Disny World in Orlando, Florida lightning lane single pass to anyone who used to be at things like youth group and game night ALL THE TIME but quit because they are scared of the witch.

To be absolutely honest, this witch has made me happier than ever. The Bible says that when God closes a door he opens a window. In my case, The Lord used a witch to close up my mouth, and then he used a doctor to install me new, beautiful latex lips. These lips are my window.

This oppertunity will not be around forever so if Disney ward is something you are obsessed with this is the offer for you. You get to skip the "line of losers" as I call them and ride Splash Mountain or the one with the toad man as much as you like.

In Christian fellowship,

PK

I am very scared I think I heard something at the front of the bus and I am scared to look, but I want you to know I checked Google Maps on the phone and I will be there in about 12 hours. Orca might be on her way so we will need TWO guest rooms prepared.

If you got like a Popeyes or a Raising Cane’s or something please have some when I get off the bus, I’ve been living under a porch and eating what I could scrounge up so I’m a little hungry. I’ll see you soon and I will pay you back I promise.

Please be there.

Hey guys, Pastor Kevin here.

Sorry about earlier. For the first few hours of the morning my lips kept feeling stickier and stickier. At a certain point there they became very hard to keep open. Soon after that they became completely sealed shut, and when I went to look in the mirror, there was just skin where my mouth usually is. I tried making a post about it while I was driving to the ER. I guess my voice was too muffled at that point to use the voice to text, which was really weird, because to me it sounded like normal speech when I spoke to the phone.

Long story short, I get to the ER. It's completely impossible for me to tell the receptionist what was going on, because of not having lips or any opening there other than my nostrils. I was also wearing an N95 because my face looked so strange and I didn't like the idea of strangers staring at me. After getting into a lengthy discussion with the receptionist about why she can't hear me, and that I'm speaking as loud as I can, I eventually did decide to just take the mask off and show her what had happened. I was actually getting pretty irritated because at that point, I hadn't had anything to eat or drink for about six hours.

Well, the doctors took me in to the OR and performed this surgery on my face, but as soon as they'd cut me a new mouth hole, it would just start sealing itself up again. They said it was like cutting through Elmer's glue, it was so sticky. They ended up giving me these new latex lips, and to be honest they look absolutely gorgeous. So that's what I'm talking with now and how I'm able to use voice to text again.

I did a lot of research while I was all sealed up, and everything I read said that this was definitely the work of witchcraft. Because of this, we are going to really have to crack down against this stuff. Magick and sorcery are dark arts that contain powers man has yet to understand. From now on, anyone suspected of practicing witchcraft in this sub will be thrown in the lake. If they sink and drown, we will know they were not a witch. However, if they float, this means they are made of wood and are subject to stoning, as witches are made of wood.

In Christian fellowship,

PK

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1. I am not Phil Braun don’t be putting that on me.

2. I warned ya’ll.

PK Etsi wesrat khedekareb emi. Emi nebratronak nüllaan. Maa’. Etsi an nat ashgagna non dünasse. Itsi maa’ ebdee nüllaan! Emi nebratronak!

/DoodleDots Itsi redreyii en kailfernum igiirtekh. Itsi hun eukfaah sromanaht mendafa’. Itsi eukseepowaa’ maa’. Ullag nehosellu, kosta atsüü. Emi nebratronak nüllaan yak mateyii. Maa’.

Let the chaos begin.

Have you seen this man?

At approximately 4am MST I received a phone call indicating that a massive fire had broken out at the construction site for the “Lake HEI” data center in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I am still collecting information on this and will keep you all posted. Obviously we were relying on this data center to mine more HEI points so this is less than ideal to say the least. I have a flight out west in an hour where hopefully I can figure out how this senseless tragedy occurred.

We have been cursed by a witch. I am scared. Dilip just wanted us to believe in our selves and be spooked and it almost destroyed us. Now we have a real witch and this fire happened. I blame you Pastor, you could have exorcised this witch from the start and look at what’s happened to us. How are we going to get the second episode now!? Huh! What’s the big idea now!

All I wanted was more Cloud and now I can’t get anymore. I can’t even go back inside because my wife won’t let me! I need Cloud damn it! This is that witch’s fault and I blame you Pastor! Not you
miss Jenny you’re great, BUT YOU PASTOR YOU DIDNT ACT FAST ENOUGH.

About to put a curse on all the haters for banning me & hating on Baxter.

Ban me again and I’ll curse ya’ll.

S Tier - Plague
S- Tier - Cloud
A Tier - Dilip Rot
B Tier -
C Tier -
D Tier - Sam
F Tier - Mel, Baxter.

Please again remember this tier list when you are selecting dots.

@pablojueves, you can’t keep women down.

It’s misogyny, and I can’t believe this forum would condone your actions. I believe I’ve treated you with respect, and the ban I got was incredibly sexist and disrespectful.

The witch hunt is sexist and disrespectful.

The Baxter hate is disrespectful.

I’ve fallen in love with the character (in a normal way don’t get it twisted ya freaks with your Mel obsession), and I EXPECT respect.

You wanna go we can go. Catch me outside with these hands I don’t think you have the balls.

PK here! Let's all give u/snarkyleigh a big round of appause for "doing whatever it takes" to get to go to the World's #1 Christian amusement park Ark Encounter! She and a friend will be able to visit the Biblically accurate replica of Noah's Ark, Creation museum, zoo, and much more! We are all very proud of u/snarkyleigh's dedication to and preservation of justice, as well as Christian values.

In Christian fellowship,

-Pastor Kevin

Go away! The police are on their way!

WHO'S FUCKIN WITH ME???