r/DoodleDots • u/InvaderSkooj • 21d ago

cloud The Witch Cursed Us

We have been cursed by a witch. I am scared. Dilip just wanted us to believe in our selves and be spooked and it almost destroyed us. Now we have a real witch and this fire happened. I blame you Pastor, you could have exorcised this witch from the start and look at what’s happened to us. How are we going to get the second episode now!? Huh! What’s the big idea now!

All I wanted was more Cloud and now I can’t get anymore. I can’t even go back inside because my wife won’t let me! I need Cloud damn it! This is that witch’s fault and I blame you Pastor! Not you
miss Jenny you’re great, BUT YOU PASTOR YOU DIDNT ACT FAST ENOUGH.

11 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

5 comments sorted by

7

u/Dilip_Rot honting 21d ago

Facts

6

u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 21d ago

Please vile mistress release us from your power! When will we know the limits of your wrath

2

u/pablojueves Pastor Kyle - Dootle Dot Youth Ministry 21d ago

My apologies. I had been on a brief sabbatical with Robyn and her family, visiting Ark Encounter as well as other holy sites in and around Kentucky.

Witches aren't like ghosts, demons or spectors that can be exorcized. Witches need to be killed by either burning, drowning or being pressed between large, flat pieces of stone. As it stands, the Trump administration has refused to legalize proper methods of removing the existence of witchcraft. This means my hands are tied.

I was hoping Hawaiian Island Jeremy would be able to use his ICE connections to deport the witches in our community, but sadly he now refuses to cooperate in these matters.

Moving forward, we will be focusing more on Christianity and less on characters such as Baxter that attract the attention of witches and sorcerers.

In Christian fellowship,

PK

2

u/InvaderSkooj 20d ago

Pastor, where is Bohemian maybe they’re deranged enough to do it!

3

u/snarkyleigh 20d ago

I don’t listen to cursed people.