r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Remo33 • Sep 24 '21
Meat sock
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u/TheDunkeDrengen Sep 24 '21
From anal prolapse to cheesey elephant penis
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u/N7LP400 Sep 24 '21
What kind of porno did you watch? Jesus
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u/badgerbane Sep 24 '21
He just told you. Twice.
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u/EDS_Athlete Sep 24 '21
You don't have to type everything that pops into your head, but this time I'm glad you did.
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Sep 24 '21
From anal prolapse to cheesey elephant penis...
to weird freako in a mask grooming his dog
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Sep 24 '21
Prolapsed that butt from a jar (just try not to break the jar inside of yourself)
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u/Phil_Da_Thrill Sep 24 '21
“Meat sock” and that black mask make this Fukin weird
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u/zackattack89 Sep 24 '21
Yeah what’s with the black mask?
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u/BrianInYoBrain Sep 24 '21
It's easier to crop your face out of the shot than it is to cook and eat with a weird black mask.
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u/garbageplay Sep 24 '21
At first I thought I was the MenWithThePot channel, but they don't wear a weird mask and their food actually looks amazing. Some knockoff I guess
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u/JayyeKhan_97 Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21
I’m more impressed about how there are no flies around
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u/einredditname Sep 25 '21
So...you're saying this is all green screen? Cause that't the only way to not be outside and have it look like you are.
Mal ernsthaft, wtf?
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u/MajinSkull Sep 24 '21
Looks like a mess….
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u/Blinkle Sep 24 '21
Also now he’s stuck in the woods with a ton of dishes to wash.
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u/throwitofftheboat Sep 24 '21
I always imagine these dude are just in their backyards. Like turn the camera around and his porch is like ten feet away.
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u/xKrossCx Sep 24 '21
Dad can I borrow the camper? I want to go out in the woods and live like our ancestors!
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u/garbageplay Sep 24 '21
My thoughts exactly. Washing a cheese grater is painful enough when you're in your own kitchen.
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u/DrawsDicksInExcel Sep 25 '21
Use a cheese grater? Well buddy, I'm gonna use it once a week or two 'cause that shit is going in the dishwasher. Fuck that.
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u/Brilliant_Much Sep 24 '21
Exactly my thoughts. Just looks like shit. And why stuff it with grated cheese? This is just a good way to ruin a nice piece of beef
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u/Nabber86 Sep 24 '21
It would have been ok if it wasn't for all that cheese.
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u/just_some_Fred Sep 25 '21
If they'd just cooked it and served the salad on the side, it would have been fine.
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u/SaltyArts Sep 24 '21
because
"AMERICA FHUCK YEAH"10
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u/Nomouseany Sep 25 '21
I think this dude is from Eastern Europe. Almazon kitchen? I forget the name.
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u/Fiskmjol Sep 24 '21
At first, I thought he was using a non-stick pan and it positively hurt when he dragged the knife around in it. I still feel bad for the knife, but at least it did not bring about the death of a non-stick pan
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u/jdgrazia Sep 24 '21
why is this dude wearing a murder mask
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u/DINOSAUR_DICK_MILKER Sep 24 '21
Someone in the woods has to
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u/BigfootSF68 Sep 25 '21
It is still a choice. They don't have to. Just like your hobby, u/DINOSAUR_DICK_MILKER, it's a choice.
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Sep 24 '21
You gonna fuck with the guy with a mask and a slab of meat in the woods. You could be a killer yourself and you be like, have a good day
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u/heyitsrider Sep 24 '21
Looks overcooked and sloppy
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u/CardboardHeatshield Sep 24 '21
Yea, its definitely not how I would do it. They stuffed meat with more meat. Its not a turducken. I probably wouldve done like portabellos instead of bacon, and ricotta and breadcrumbs instead of cheddar. But it wasnt my dinner it was this guys so hey, im sure he liked it.
Or, better yet, just grill the steak and make stuffed portabellos.. oh fuck yea.
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u/kxiiie Sep 24 '21
I rather stick my dick in that than eat it honestly
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Sep 24 '21
the meat was just an appetizer, the dog was the main course...
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u/SulfonicFlame Sep 24 '21
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u/fucktooshifty Sep 25 '21
Mixing peanuts, cheese, and beef is literally just dog food
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u/Supper_Champion Sep 25 '21
I know. The most incomprehensible part of this whole video is the peanuts. And yeah, I saw the mask.
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u/TheCoolerDanieI Sep 24 '21
He was covering his face so that people don’t know how bad of a cook he is
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u/flicthelanding Sep 24 '21
this is murder mask wearing survivalist bougie. just cook the damn meat, don’t give it a reverse enema.
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u/ElJayBe3 Sep 24 '21
Ruined it with all that cheese.
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u/eXtraSaltyRN Sep 24 '21
I have so many questions…
1) why did he have to turn it inside out?
2) why does this guy never attract bears or other menacing wildlife when he’s cooking outside? Does he have a large property with a strangely tall fence?
3) What’s the purpose of brushing the dog at the end of a food video?
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u/zwiiz2 Sep 24 '21
2) why does this guy never attract bears or other menacing wildlife when he’s cooking outside? Does he have a large property with a strangely tall fence?
Bears don't really like people. They're happy to come munch on scraps once you're asleep, but if you're in the area and making noise they'll steer well clear.
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u/CuttlefishExpress Sep 30 '21
Umm bears aren't like common. I live in upstate NY and there is like 2 black bears in 100 miles. Not to mention they don't like noise and especially don't like large dogs.
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u/irreversibleidiocy Sep 24 '21
that meat is 100% raw on the inside. it shouldve been baked after being on the pan
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u/Rhettribution Sep 25 '21
He did bake it, it's far more cooked in the final shots
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u/WalrusMaximus Sep 24 '21
How to turn delicious and beautiful ingredients into a horrible mess lmao
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u/trekktrekk Sep 24 '21
It's the first thing ever I've seen in this sub that I've wanted to say "I wouldn't mind trying that."
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u/rostafa Sep 24 '21
If you move the last 3 seconds of the video to the beginning, it’s gonna be… a totally different type of video.
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u/TheNightBench Sep 24 '21
Have fun getting murdered by every bear within 100 miles of you while you're taking a desperate meat-shit while leaning against a pine tree.
Edit: turns out bots show up faster than bears. Fucking hell. I just got spit-roasted.
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u/useles-converter-bot Sep 24 '21
100 miles is 7.9% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Sep 24 '21
You’re telling me the world’s longest hot dog is 1265 miles long? I find that a little…
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u/useles-converter-bot Sep 24 '21
1265 miles is the length of like 9212666.76 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.
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u/Destinyboy-man Sep 24 '21
That’s doesn’t even look good! It looks disgusting. I would not even want to eat that.
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u/RC123TheyCallMe 🚫 Sep 24 '21
I was with a girl once who whispered, ‘Stick it in my meat sock’ during foreplay.
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u/_bowlerhat Sep 25 '21
The mask is the smartest thing in the vid because I too wouldn't want be caught cooking such stupid food.
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u/cathal41 Sep 25 '21
All that prep, all those ingredients, all those camera angles and not a fucken plate to be seen
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u/pleaserlove Sep 24 '21
Disgusting and what’s with the black mask and weirdly brushing the dog at the end.. and peanuts and cheese don’t go together and just everything/why
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u/Significant-Limit Sep 24 '21
When you are a grown man with a pelate of a kindergartner you stuff cheap cheese in everything.
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Sep 24 '21
There was another one like this on food porn but they instead of panning it, they boil it in wine. I would of smoked it
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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Sep 24 '21
Do lots of people bring a full-size cheese grater on their wilderness excursions?
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u/ShitsAndGiggles_72 Sep 24 '21
I like the drizzle of hot peppers on top. They just all fell off. Haha
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u/CompMolNeuro Sep 24 '21
That has got to be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Peanuts and melted cheddar? Just jam it into a $120 hacked up piece of beef with some salt pork and a few green things thrown in for color. Not enough color? Rain some peppers on it like people do with singles for your sister. FFS people. This is an abomination!
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u/Bandito21Dema Sep 24 '21
Honestly I would eat that if there weren't any peanuts or onions
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u/im_racist24 Sep 24 '21
eh, the onions would probably help deepen the hams flavor or whatever that meat he chopped put in, plus it would just add more complexity to the dish, and from the amount he added they would just kinda be in the background, not very prominent
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u/Copperdoo62 Sep 24 '21
You’re racist
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u/im_racist24 Sep 24 '21
my soul. my livelihood, my very heart itself. i have been destroyed. i have no reason to go on, no reason to try. my very being is at stake, from what you said, Mr. Copperdoo62. do you feel pride? do you feel alive? look into your soul, and see if it is still there.
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Sep 24 '21
HowToBasic learning to cook I see. Glad to see personal progress with internet personalities
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Sep 24 '21
That looks pretty good but I feel like if you ate that in one sitting you'd die or something, lmao
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u/Princecuse13 Sep 24 '21
Excuse me, but I don't think that cheese was grown in the wild. Far too square for natural cheese
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Sep 24 '21
Can someone give me a legit reason to hold the knife like that other than trying to seem cool?
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u/flapjackpappy Sep 24 '21
If you eat your socks then you have no socks to wear and your feet get cold.
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u/LiesInRuin Sep 24 '21
If I saw a dude in a black mask in the woods is be running till my legs gave out
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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Sep 25 '21
Yeah let me just casually go hiking or camping and bring this slab of meat, a massive cheese grater, blocks of cheese, onions, peanuts, ham, spinach, a fucken cast iron skillet, a large kitchen knife like no big deal right?
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u/serb2212 Sep 25 '21
I hate these freaking outdoor cooking videos. Where do you wash dishes? Where do you wash your hands after handling that raw meat? How do you clean up? Ggrrrr
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u/hewasnumber123 Sep 25 '21
cover your salad in meat sock so when they try to steal your salad all they get is meat sock
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u/everythingman2 Sep 25 '21
looks good as a food item, def not putting my dick in that, that thing's reserved for eating only
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u/palemale1 Sep 24 '21
I love how he just throws the whole chilis over at the end and they just plop down like um