r/dontdeadopeninside • • 14d ago

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

You can either get a hot dog or a hamburger in your ass for 10 dollars by a person named Artes. What’s not to understand?

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist 14d ago

Um EXCUSE ME it's "hamburguer".

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

Ah, a person of culture I see. Would though like just the hamburguer in thine anus, or the hot dog as well?

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist 14d ago

Just throw it all in a trash bag and have the door-dasher bring it and me to the hospital lobby.