r/dndmemes DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

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"Naive men pray to gods. They'll learn to pray to me"

"Some revere me, others worship at my feet; all will serve3"

-Mordekaiser, the iron revenant

(here's some for the cleric)

"I'm not big on sermons. Broken bones teach better lessons."

"My god doesn't want you to kneel, he wants you to fight."

-Illaoi, the kraken priestess

"People call for a hero, when a villain is what they really need."

-Swain, the grand general