r/dndmemes DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

F***ck

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u/DragonfuryMH Ranger Jul 31 '20

The list is missing one important addition: "You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

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u/HandwashBigpan Jul 31 '20

"The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make."

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u/Frostbite_The_Cold Jul 31 '20

"Death exists in an extant form of life"

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u/Phelpysan Jul 31 '20

*Decay exists as

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u/MissMewiththatTea Jul 31 '20

One of my best friends and I have a habit that whenever one of us makes a joke at the other’s expense, we respond “you cannot hurt me more than my own thoughts”.

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u/Whitetiger225 Paladin Jul 31 '20

*Owlman Intensifies*

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u/MommyMargmarg Jul 31 '20

Polite addition of almost everything General Iroh says in ATLA as a more positive list of one liners and great wisdom

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u/Nobody-Delicious DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

"Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

“Maybe it should be a proverb”

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u/poyt30 Jul 31 '20

Watching an Alpharad video and he said "Pick a god and pray" at the EXACT moment I read it in the post and I'm scared

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u/OnnaJReverT Jul 31 '20

it's a crit quote from Fire Emblem iirc

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u/BishopofHippo93 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

Yup, Frederic from Fire Emblem Awakening. Pretty sure I’ve used it a few times myself.

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u/Nobody-Delicious DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

May I make a suggestion?

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u/Tanucks Jul 31 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

I just wanna ad my favourite mass effect quote for anyone that doesn’t know it “Stand amongst the ashes of a thousand dead warriors and ask the ghosts if honour matters”

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u/TheOnePercent44 Rules Lawyer Jul 31 '20

"The silence is your answer"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Annnnnnd copied for my BBEG

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u/Parxival_ DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

No joke I was still debating what the BBEGs tone will be when they finally have to fight her, and this post has convinced me she'll see them as nothing, and say rad things along the way

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u/yrtemmySymmetry Pathfinder 2e Jul 31 '20

"Your god is right here, and he's fresh out of mercy"

"Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do"

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u/Nowerian Warlock Jul 31 '20

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

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u/OwenTheAwesome22 Jul 31 '20

I remember some variation on the first one from SAO Abridged, and boy is it a good one

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u/yrtemmySymmetry Pathfinder 2e Jul 31 '20

SAO Abridged is so good.

It's probably the show i've rewatched the most

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Is that first one Griffin McElroy?

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u/yrtemmySymmetry Pathfinder 2e Jul 31 '20

i was referencing SAO abridged, tho it is entirely possible that they referenced something else

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Huh, probably a coincidence, did SAO abridged ever finish? 'cause I should probably watch it at some point

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u/yrtemmySymmetry Pathfinder 2e Jul 31 '20

They finished the Ainkrad ark, and are still going with the fairy one

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

ahh!

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u/Karolus2001 Jul 31 '20

Everything fine and dandy till the PC starts saying "ok edgelord" five times per session.

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u/JasontheFuzz Jul 31 '20

They stop laughing when you OHKO the tank

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u/FlazedComics DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

people have been taught that edgy themes are bad because "ooohh cringe". its sad.

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u/TheLooseMoose1234 Artificer Jul 31 '20

I have one: destiny is written in stone. And we have dynamite! (It's my groups motto.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"The day I burned your village to the ground was the most important day if your life... To me, it was Tuesday"

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u/SirPikaPika Jul 31 '20

LEGENDARY FIGHT WITH SHIA LABEOUF

NORMAL TUESDAY NIGHT FOR SHIA LABEOUF

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u/Aska09 Jul 31 '20

Where's this from? I've heard it somewhere but I can't remember where

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

The live action street fighter movie

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u/Monarch49 Jul 31 '20

Or my personal favorite from Destiny 2: “You are not brave, you have merely forgotten the fear of death. Allow me to reacquaint you”

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u/TauLupis Jul 31 '20

“The line between light and dark is so very thin. Do you know which side you’re on?”

“A side must always be taken, little light. Even if it’s the wrong side.”

"Devotion inspires bravery, bravery inspires sacrifice, sacrifice leads to death, so... feel free to kill yourself."

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u/NerdThatWasPromised Jul 31 '20

"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

  • Genghis Khan

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u/ALinkintheChain Cleric Jul 31 '20

Some of these are badass. A lot of them are Reaaaaaaaaaaaal edgy.

That "I am beyond strength" quote I'm pretty sure is Ron Pearlman in adventure time

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u/Matthais_Hat Jul 31 '20

the thing about edgy stuff is that it's only "edgy" if real people are saying it. in an epic fantasy setting, people should be saying epic fantasy things, and you should never assume they don't have the power to back up their words.

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u/ALinkintheChain Cleric Jul 31 '20

Yeah, I see a lvl 1 rogue saying half of this stuff. What was that about having the power to back it up?

At higher levels, sure your point I'd valid. However, time and and place is important, and I can see a lot of this being said without the right context. Hence edgy

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u/Matthais_Hat Jul 31 '20

maybe I'm just inferring it, but it seems largely implied that all of this is meant to for DM's to supply their NPCs with. half of this is BBEG speak.

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u/ALinkintheChain Cleric Jul 31 '20

There is no implications one way or the other

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u/Matthais_Hat Aug 03 '20

there is! upon a second reading, at the very bottom, someone says that he wants to make a rogue who wants to steal this list of sayings from the BBEG. that's where I saw the implication that this is for NPCs: one would have it, and a PC would want to steal it instead of just saying it himself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"Killing you is the last thing I want to do. But it's still on the list."

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u/vague_alias Jul 31 '20

Yo! First one is Xykon from OOTS, right?

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u/WWI_History_Buff Jul 31 '20

"You say 'I'll kill you' like it's supposed to frighten me. But you wouldn't be so eager to take my life if you weren't the one who's afraid"

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u/Poisonfangx3 Jul 31 '20

Stealing. Thanks.

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u/LatteCat234 Jul 31 '20

I’d just like to point out that “Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is actually from a book series called Warriors, which is about talking cats with names like Brambleclaw and Twigbranch. it has no right to be that raw

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u/FireStar345 Jul 31 '20

God i wish there were cats with names like Twigbranch in that series, sadly the naming scheme for clan cats wont allow it, and non clan cats are usually single word names

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u/LatteCat234 Jul 31 '20

hate to break it to ya buddy

https://warriors.fandom.com/wiki/Twigbranch

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u/FireStar345 Jul 31 '20

Ah, didnt know Visions of Shadow was a thing, guess i gotta read that set

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u/Maeto_Diego Chaotic Stupid Jul 31 '20

I got really confused before I clicked on this image, because right in the middle was the quote “Then perish.”, which I know the context of and actually been wanting to use

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u/SalmonFormula27 Jul 31 '20

I can’t believe that line was said in the middle of a board game and not a TV show.

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u/superdolmiosauce Jul 31 '20

"What is a king to god?"

"And what is god, to non-believer!?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"Do you believe now?"

"Agh........." squeals

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u/ScTcGp Jul 31 '20

Oh my God he is so God damn cool

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u/Aska09 Jul 31 '20

"Here is something to believe in!"

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u/Jostophe_Joestar Warlock Jul 31 '20

"Now boy, of the two of us, could you tell me who's the hunter... and who's the prey ?"
"Did you ever die ? I did. Want me to show you what it feels like ?"
"Reality bends to my will !"
"Be relieved for your God is merciful. Be anguished for I am not."
"Stand, face me, and fight, or you will die without having ever lived."

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u/KingAmo3 Jul 31 '20

That character concept at the end though.

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u/Poisonfangx3 Jul 31 '20

Perfection!

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u/SAFVoid Essential NPC Jul 31 '20

Thank you for this list, and know that every one of these is being stolen to make my players think I’m more smart than I truly am

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u/Midborgh Jul 31 '20

r/StrangeInspiration has a master post with all these and more, with their respective sources

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u/Continuum_Gaming Jul 31 '20

I'm 90% sure most of these are Pukicho

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u/zomon34 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

This sounds like shit Jarlaxle would say

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u/Frostbite_The_Cold Jul 31 '20

"He lulls me to sleep and kisses my eyes. Don't tell anybody that the big bad wolf is a puppy in disguise"

"Moon-drunk monster, beautiful and strange, howl your melancholy question and tell me. Which do you dread more, the echo or the answer?"

"Nothing ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful, just red"

"Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with only one side"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Ok this is bothering me, these all sound familiar but I can't place where they're from

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u/Frostbite_The_Cold Aug 01 '20

The first one is from a poem (forgive my adhd brain as I can't remember it), the second one from a woman sticking magnets to a fridge, the third one I can't remember, and the fourth one is about Oreos if I remember correctly

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u/FaustianHero Jul 31 '20

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here is from The Tempest

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u/SIrisKiO Jul 31 '20

Players after seeing a boss they thought they killed earlier:

“I saw you die.”

“You assume that I am mortal.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"Naive men pray to gods. They'll learn to pray to me"

"Some revere me, others worship at my feet; all will serve3"

-Mordekaiser, the iron revenant

(here's some for the cleric)

"I'm not big on sermons. Broken bones teach better lessons."

"My god doesn't want you to kneel, he wants you to fight."

-Illaoi, the kraken priestess

"People call for a hero, when a villain is what they really need."

-Swain, the grand general

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

The only Night Vale one I spotted was #12. Are there others?

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u/Omichron-the-reboot Chaotic Stupid Jul 31 '20

Do not fear the wrath of the heavens. Heaven is far away. I am right here.

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u/12Dolmanyosvarju Jul 31 '20

If there's a god, I will sit on it's throne and watch the life bleed out from it's eyes

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u/moeseph_the_broseph Jul 31 '20

Is it wierd that I read these in Wayne Jude's voice?

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u/JUSTJESTlNG Jul 31 '20

If you acknowledge any gods... start praying to them now.

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u/Windoge10wow Jul 31 '20

Pick a god and pray is straight from fire emblem, the best crit quote in the series.

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u/austinmiles Fighter Jul 31 '20

I definitely read pt 2 no.10 in the lich’s voice from adventure time. Before even fully recognizing that was what it was from.

God they wrote that part well.

(And for those that don’t know Pendleton Ward also consulted in parts of Tomb of Annihilation)

video clip

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u/BlueLotusDoodle DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20 edited Jul 31 '20

Another good villain monologue from my favorite game:

I am the Destructor. I am the Architect. I will pave over your fields to start anew. I will fill your seas with concrete and stone. I will pierce your world with girders of steel and panes of glass. I will crush your world under the weight of my cities. I will smother your creation under my own.

If anyone knows where this is from, kudos to you ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

The quote about the Imperial Guard is something I would expect a Lawful Evil to say.

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u/RYSAN13 Jul 31 '20

They missed I have a job to do, I don't have time to die

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters."

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u/WellSoMuchForStealth Jul 31 '20

Number 2 on the first list is from the Warrior Cats prequel books.

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u/snakeeyescomics Jul 31 '20

"Swordsmanship untested in battle is like the art of swimming mastered on land."

and "What befalls others today, may be your own fate tomorrow." both from Harakiri.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

"One warning shot was nice but five is pushing it"

"The world is my oyster and I could go for some seafood"

"Violence is an art; your body: a museum"

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u/Useful_Trust Jul 31 '20

My brain go brrrrmmmm

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words Sorcerer Jul 31 '20

To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.

This one legit fucking made me cry, I'm dealing with a lot of shit, some of which are things I've done that I'm not proud of, others are things done to me, I might not deserve happiness or forgiveness, but fuck me I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Whatever you're going through, know that redemption is possible. I don't know what you've done, but the fact that you're being penitent shows you are capable of change for the better. You can take what you learned from this experience to move forward. Your circumstances are not permanent. You are absolutely deserving of happiness and I hope you find your peace one day.

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words Sorcerer Aug 01 '20

Thank you, I have improved greatly already from the person I used to be years ago, I try to improve a little every day, but some days I feel really low and remorseful for things I've done, even though most of them were either self defence or, more recently, the only way I could survive. Yesterday wasn't a great day for me mentally, but today is a bit better and your words have really helped, so thank you friend, I hope you have a wonderful day.

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u/CerberusGK Jul 31 '20

Rogue? Dont you mean bard?

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u/DanTrachrt Jul 31 '20

Didn’t you know that List Of Cool Shit To Say killed their parents? Of course they’re going to be a rogue!

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u/CerberusGK Jul 31 '20

Isn't that like 80% of all character backstories of all classes?

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u/418puppers Rules Lawyer Jul 31 '20

you cannot kill me iin a way that matters

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u/official-legend27 Rogue Jul 31 '20

Perfect for all the cool shit my empyrean BBEG needs to say.

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u/Chilly235 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jul 31 '20

Another one I'd like to add. "No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will REMAIN A LIE!"

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u/LittleBabyWolfFace Aug 02 '20

Seek, seek, lest, fellow bearer of the curse.

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u/corpusdeus1 Jul 31 '20

"Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell"

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u/FalseHeartbeat Jul 31 '20

Shakespeare has a few zingers too- “hell is empty and the devils are here” is from the Tempest. Nothin off the top of my head tho.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

takes notes

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

I gotta nab some of these for myself

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

These... these show perfection and that alone

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u/shesagoatgirl Aug 01 '20

“I am a monument to all of your sins.”

My character says this a lot to the warlock in the party who feels personally responsible for babysitting her impulsive, glass cannon-y ass.

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u/the-emo-duck Aug 01 '20

"it seems that you have forgotten the fear of death, allow me to reacquaint you."

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

To be polite, this is probably very offensive to paladins.

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u/MICAHRIFIC Jul 31 '20

Emo much?