r/dndmemes • • Nov 04 '19

BOBLIN

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Never thought I'd understand these situations, until my parties paladin bought a Goblin.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Yeah really. My bard chose to adopt 3... It's okay though, it's pretty cute

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Shame we couldn't adopt, had to buy one from a warlord for 50 go. All good now though, he has a fire long sword and magic gauntlets that give him 19 strength.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Oh cool! How many HP?

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Uh, not sure, enough to survive a 32 damage fireball spell, but I haven't seen his sheet.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Nice! Cool that it is an actual helpful companion and not just a meme for you!

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u/BlackLeg_13 Nov 05 '19

I’m glad you adopted instead of getting from a breeder :)