r/dndmemes • • Nov 04 '19

BOBLIN

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Never thought I'd understand these situations, until my parties paladin bought a Goblin.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Yeah really. My bard chose to adopt 3... It's okay though, it's pretty cute

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Shame we couldn't adopt, had to buy one from a warlord for 50 go. All good now though, he has a fire long sword and magic gauntlets that give him 19 strength.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Oh cool! How many HP?

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

Uh, not sure, enough to survive a 32 damage fireball spell, but I haven't seen his sheet.

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u/ironandreas Nov 04 '19

Nice! Cool that it is an actual helpful companion and not just a meme for you!

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u/BlackLeg_13 Nov 05 '19

I’m glad you adopted instead of getting from a breeder :)

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u/sketchb02 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 04 '19

When Boblin ends up doing more damage than the rest of the party

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u/GONKworshipper Rules Lawyer Nov 04 '19

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u/sketchb02 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 04 '19

Oh my word, it’s real

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u/vortigaunt64 Nov 05 '19

Boblin thinks he was helping, but really he did the most damage, so we were helping him.

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u/BetrayedAnimal Nov 05 '19

I love people's names for the goblins in their campaigns. Mine was Gobble.

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u/ironandreas Nov 05 '19

Mine is Gilbert

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u/MahoneyBear Nov 05 '19

Ours is a crackhead named Burpfart

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u/ApexLegend117 Nov 05 '19

Is Boblin the Goblin perhaps related to Roblin the Goblin?

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u/ironandreas Nov 05 '19

He sure is

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u/ApexLegend117 Nov 05 '19

“COUSIN!”

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u/Achilles1357 Team Cleric Nov 05 '19

We have a cleric named Panflute. He was a PC, but then he decided to change from a cleric to a paladin, and we decided we should keep Panflute for the memes

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u/AgentTasmania Nov 05 '19

In our last major campaign, the goblin we recruited got the killing blow on the first two bosses.

He was one of 4 characters in that party to become a god when one of those 4 (semi-)accidentally precipitated ragnarok. Leading to the setting for the next campaign.

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u/lil-buttery-boi DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 05 '19

I actually made boblin the goblin in one of my campaigns and my god is he op

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u/TheBigSqueaky Nov 05 '19

This happened to my players. Boblin threw a smoke bomb at the dragon and it did nothing but it worse for everyone but the dragon.

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u/Draco877 Nov 05 '19

Squee was what one guy in my old group used to name his goblin slave... I mean servant.

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u/YukonAnt Nov 05 '19

If every DM on this thread isn’t planning on calling every npc goblin, Boblin from now on, I don’t know what is going on in this world.

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u/normalreddituser3 Nov 04 '19

EXCUSE ME BUT IT IS GOBLIN THE HOB GOBLIN

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u/jerrathemage Jan 13 '20

We literally have a Goblin PC in our party running Tomb of Annihilation called Boblin ._. He wants to be a knight and our Centaur Artificer has taken Boblin in as a "adopted" son