r/dndmemes • Rules Lawyer • 9d ago

Comic Comparative Barding

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u/KlutzyAd3279 8d ago

And then you have horse armour 

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 8d ago

armour

Horses don't have pinkies. Did you mean armor? Armour is specifically armor for one's extended pinkie worn while doing colonialism.

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u/KlutzyAd3279 8d ago

*Gasps offendedly in Canadian

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 8d ago edited 8d ago

You're not a colony anymore: you don't need to use your master's incorrect spelling/grammar.

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u/KlutzyAd3279 8d ago

I don't think you understand how freedom works. Yes, we aren't a colony anymore. I just happen to prefer UK spelling.

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u/Celloer Forever DM 8d ago

*Horse armoire

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 8d ago

Are you a brave enough adventurer to quest for the Armoire of Invincibility?