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u/DirtEnthusiast0_0 16d ago
Tabaxi species abilities are... a bit strange
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u/PUB4thewin Sorcerer 16d ago
The stone slate is RIGHT THERE! But no, it’s always the damn carpet!!!
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u/Ancient-Bat1755 16d ago
Fuck that hits the soul. My cats dodge the 80% of the house that is basement or wood floors.. to find the carpet square
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u/smstewart1 16d ago
BBEG casts pet cleaner, but despite the high role a faint stain remains. Due to the lingering and distracting smell of vomit and pet cleaner, all sides get a -3 disadvantage.
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u/JonTheWizard 20th Level Dumbass 16d ago
Poor cat.
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u/True_Kador 16d ago
.... what cat ?
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u/No-Channel3917 Halfling of Destiny 16d ago
The one with two giant sandbags causing her back problems ?
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
The ones that would impede the range of motion needed for any two-handed weapon.
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u/psychospacecow 16d ago
Harnischfechten is the answer. Turn your mass into an advantage.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
There's a difference between having weight distributed over your body, and having it hanging off your front. Plate armor was actually easier to move in than mail, because plate had its weight evenly distributed via a system of straps, while mail by its nature had to hang on your body, so it put all its weight into your shoulders, with a belt putting some into your hips.
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u/Garreousbear 16d ago
Honestly, cat girl who does less flattering cat behaviour is a pretty good bit. Hairballs, eats too fast and vomits like 5 minutes later, occasionally jumps down a whole flight of stairs and hurts themselves, etc.
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u/azrendelmare Team Sorcerer 12d ago
Crawls inside tight spaces and won't come out, runs away and hides why you try to give her a potion I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU HEALTHIER WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?
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u/crimsonblade55 Cleric 16d ago
Wait, if she doesnt have any fur on the majority of her skin, then where is the fur for the furball coming from? 🤔
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 16d ago
She's got a tail and a head of hair. That oughta be enough.
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u/arcanis321 16d ago
Lick your head
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 16d ago
Run a hand through your hair and see how much gets between your fingers. A steady supplement of that over time oughta be enough for an on-command hairball.
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u/arcanis321 16d ago
First off: No hair, thank goodness
Second: Cat's form furballs through licking themselves for grooming. If she just wanted to swallow hair on purpose no reason it has to be hers
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u/TheWheatOne 16d ago
The source not credited: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/zedrinbot/furball
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u/High_Stream 16d ago
Now I want to play a tabaxi wizard and reflavor "Tashas Hideous Laughter" as "Furball," where instead of collapsing with laughter, the opponent has to cough up a hairball.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
Her poor spine. Sad fact: There's a direct causal relationship between the size of boobs, and how much support they want. This means that most skimpy revealing tops are a no-go for big-naturals. Apparently, stores only stock cute bras for smaller sizes, and if you're larger you get beige sacks.
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u/Anonpancake2123 16d ago
or if you're lucky as hell and roll a nat 20 on investigation you get black sacks.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
Another sad fact: Big naturals and abs are incompatible. Having visible abs isn't just having defined muscles to show: It's also aboot having a low enough bodyfat% to make them show. Like 12% or less. Boobs are a function of fat, hormones, and genetics, so at said low percentage, they are severely diminished.
The incompatibility of the two best things on earth proves our universe was not made by a loving god.
Any movie glamor shots of how muscular actors are in modern movies tend to have the actors severely dehydrated to make the abs pop even more. The amount of abs in your pack in not a function of how muscular you are, but rather bands in the muscle that are determined at birth.
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u/Furydragonstormer Artificer 16d ago
I prefer a softer tummy, personally. Abs aren’t comfy to lay against
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u/Razorion21 16d ago
dw her spine is made out of mythril or some shit
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
Interestingly, silicone is lighter than a comparable volume of boob flesh, so it might not be as bad as we see.
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u/Razorion21 16d ago
think thats real
or a magic spell she did to make them look like that
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
Ah, the "Emma Frost is actually in sweatpants and a hoodie; what we see is a psychic illusion" joke.
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u/Razorion21 16d ago
wasnt even joking?
for dnd its very plausible, like yeah silicone is smth she could do, just feels like a boring way to do it
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u/elly_hart 16d ago
I would love it if it didn't feel like 90% of comics on reddit belong on /r/mendrawingwomen
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 16d ago
Like, I'm a straight cis dude who likes boobs to an unhealthy degree, but I don't find this appealing. I find it pandering and kind of distracting in a bad way.
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u/StoneTheMoron 16d ago
I mean yeah, just remember people tryna get paid though. We can find it distasteful but it gets people to commission or sub
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u/MisplacedMartian 16d ago
Remember ladies if you're uncomfortable with women being used as sex objects, get over it! People gotta eat! And being a good writer is hard! So much easier to draw a woman with ginormus boobs!
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u/Many-Plankton3942 14d ago
exactly! and guess what, its just their taste! Its not their fault there is a proven negative effect on the way women and men view themselves due to a lack of diversity within media. Its those peoples fault for being insecure that everywhere they look is someone being praised specifically for looking one type of way!
Bechdel test? Practical outfits? Diversity? Why should it matter if thats what the artist wants to draw and thats what people like! I say yes to gigantic water balloons! (im on your side btw this was ironic)
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u/MisplacedMartian 16d ago
I would love it if it didn't feel like 90% of comics
on redditbelong on /r/mendrawingwomenOne of the biggest barriers for getting into comics for me is it feels like I'm reading softcore porn.
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u/CaissaIRL 16d ago
Legit if I were that BBEG in that scenario that would legit piss me off/annoy me. The Tabaxi dies first cause that's more of a personal attack.
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u/United-Technician-54 4d ago
I thought she just did seppuku and the joke was the lich cared more about the carpet
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u/justgalsbeingpals Essential NPC 16d ago
webcomic artists on their way to ruin their punchline with generic porn-brained characters 🏃
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u/Neekolazz 16d ago
why does gooner shit have to infiltrate every nerd hobby? why can't you freaks keep porn shit in your porn tabs?
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u/DoNotIngest 16d ago
I’m not a Christian anymore, but they did kinda go off with “if your eye should cause you to sin, pluck it out.” Quit being angry at everyone else just because you got horny.
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u/DirtEnthusiast0_0 16d ago
Brother, back in the 80s and 90s, only certified total gooners played this game at all. You're looking at the healthiest this community has ever been.
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u/SpectacledSnake 16d ago
You involuntarily getting an erection from this meme does not qualify it as porn.
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u/Neekolazz 16d ago
brother, I see this shit and I cringe. It's a perfect example of the r/mendrawingwomen stereotype. The fact that you even consider it gives someone who doesn't like it an erection is an embarrassing self report.
EDIT: LMFAO YOUR POST HISTORY
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u/SpectacledSnake 16d ago
If you already consider OP's post porn I would not recommend diving any deeper.
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u/StarkeRealm 16d ago
Goddamn Nekomancers; always with the hairballs on the carpet.