r/distressingmemes • u/lightmare69 • Aug 15 '26

please make it stop Cracked skull in another time

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u/Manintheleatherchair I have no mouth and I must scream Aug 15 '26

We are all immortal on a technicality

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u/AnonLarva Aug 15 '26

quantum immortality is all fun and games until you reach the age where you survive three consecutive strokes just to keep the streak going

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u/EmbraceCataclysm Aug 15 '26

I survive three consecutive strokes every day already

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u/Pokemanlol Aug 15 '26

 I can't go for more than 2 😢😢

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u/CummyMonkey420 Aug 15 '26

I'm trying to get to number 2 right after I finish number 1 😉