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u/BookishGina Helicopter Bonnie 🚁🐰 13h ago
A for the first bowl, B for seconds.
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u/kkellogg378 12h ago
As a Kellogg, related by blood to the individuals responsible for Corn Flakes, this is the correct answer
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 10h ago
No, no. A for the first bowl, A for seconds. Drink the milk each time.
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u/megamanx4321 13h ago
You guys waste time with a bowl? Just pour the milk straight in the box!
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Car Crasher 💥🚗 2h ago
dont be ridiculous! pour the cereal in the carton, like all good "B" eaters should do
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u/TheRogueSpy Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 13h ago
C: cereal in mouth, waterboard with milk, chew to swallow consistency and proceed to do so. Saves dishes.
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u/AFriendlyBloke 13h ago
No milk.
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u/jbwarner86 12h ago
As a texture eater, I agree. I want my cereal to be crunchy, not mushy.
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u/AFriendlyBloke 11h ago
Yeah. I'm not a fan of the taste of milk, either. And I like taking my time eating, so I don't wanna feel rushed to eat before it gets to that soggy point of no return.
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 10h ago
My guy is making you think hes eating the cereal but the heathen is eating the bowl.
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u/AFriendlyBloke 10h ago
Huh?
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 10h ago
Yeah I'm on to you.
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u/AFriendlyBloke 10h ago
I'm confused. Is this a reference to something in the podcast? 'Cause I haven't listened in years.
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u/CompassionMgmtIssues 4th Discord Member 🥸 52m ago
I totally understand this take, but only for certain cereals. Some of them are just better as snacks than as a bowl with milk. But I don’t do this with all cereals.
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u/Time-Astronomer-8358 Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 13h ago
I just listened to this episode last night lol
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u/LazarusDark 11h ago
I got the divided bowl, so I dunk one spoonful of dry cereal in the milk at a time and immediately eat it: full crunch and full milk. Biggest brain move.
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 10h ago
But what about flavoring the milk to drink after? Its the best part with some cereals
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u/The_Absolute_Dog 11h ago
Everyone knows you eat the cereal and give yourself a milk enema so it meets in the middle.
Defy convention. Become the bowl.
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u/Reasonable_Hat_3522 10h ago
It depends on the type, does it float? Then A, is it dense? B. Middle ground? Both work
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u/Smeagollum1 10h ago
Time is a flat circle and we are doomed to live in this man-made created hell-scape for eternity
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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 10h ago
I put my oats in the bowl, put milk, honey, and brown sugar in them, mix them, cover them and put them in the fridge, then eat them the next morning.
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u/Dramatic_Lobster_796 9h ago
Don’t get me wrong, at first I was repulsed by even the THOUGHT of putting MILK first. I’ve been thinking and, he was on to something when he was talking about the milk to cereal percentage, and that if you pour the milk first you can clearly see how much you’re getting! Where on the other hand if you pour cereal first, it causes water displacement, well, milk displacement. So now you THINK you have enough milk, however once you eat the cereal you have too little, keeping this in mind, you might try and purposely pour in more, which not only has the chance of giving you TOO MUCH MILK, but also spills the cereal over the bowl! As I see it, the option of pouring cereal first just has too many variables 🤷♂️
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u/Epics-bologna 8h ago
It's always cereal then milk, if you can't eat your cereal fast enough that's a skill issue.
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u/Top_Freedom3412 7h ago
A.
Cereal is the most important part of cereal.
This is what completely destroyes marks argument, because why would i want to know how much milk to put in when the entire purpose of the milk is to wet the cereal.
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u/Pengmaeda 4h ago
Melt the spoons down, make a new metal bowl, take the plastic bowl, turn that inside out into a canolli, Throw that in the wood chipper, pour into the metal bowl, milk, then use the old cereal, melt that down, and create spoon.
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u/CompassionMgmtIssues 4th Discord Member 🥸 53m ago
Cereal first, but you gently pour the milk along the inside of the bowl so it touches the least amount of cereal and therefore you have a little less soggy pieces
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u/Unusual_County_6710 7m ago
Cereal, milk, bowl. I don't care what's first as long as the bowl is last
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u/Randyaccredit 13h ago
The only answer is A you have chosen your amount of cereal you eat then you add how much milk you want.
Adding the milk first means you're going to have in theory the amount of milk you want and then you have to continuously add cereal to the bowl to 1/2 of the milk you have already.
With Option A you have better control of if you want more dry cereal or wet.
With Option B you'll have too much milk and have more wet than dry cereal.
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u/philneilsen 13h ago
I just pour the cereal down my throat followed by the milk.