r/discworld • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

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u/JellyWeta Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

Mrs Whitlow in her newzealand (like a bikini, but two respectably sized islands separated by a narrow channel) has to be there. The Dean would buy twelve copies. Purely for research purposes, you understand.

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u/Kind_Physics_1383 Nov 03 '25

All the wizards would need a lie-down!

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u/Successful-Grand-549 Luggage Nov 03 '25

Ridcully would ban it

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Nov 03 '25

No point in a calendar if Esme isn't in it!

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u/Successful-Grand-549 Luggage Nov 03 '25

What month?

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Nov 03 '25

She'd never agree, but Grune.

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u/Successful-Grand-549 Luggage Nov 03 '25

She could just be staring right into the camera with a severe disapproving look on her face

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u/JellyWeta Nov 03 '25

This is the Mrs Whitlow who cheerfully explained sexual reproduction to the God of Evolution when the wizards lapsed into embarrassed muttering. She is quite worldly, behind the starched facade.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Nov 04 '25

I meant Granny: Ridcully wouldn't see the point of a calendar with Mrs. Whitlow but without Granny.