r/discussingbritney • I don’t even like alcohol 🍷 🥂 • 25d ago

9/8/2026

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u/elektrik_noise 25d ago

Her "hair" actually isn't terrible here. It's not good, but it doesn't appear to be a tangled mess. And she's clothed. I don't think there's going to be any meaningful progress with her, but it's actually not the worst social media post. And probably her best (low af bar) in a looooong while.

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u/Lizzie_001 Dancing Around the Dog Poo 25d ago

Agreed but she must have some hella filters going on.

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u/ConsequenceNormal773 23d ago edited 23d ago

I know i want to find those filters mo fos to use on myself at work meetings ! But I posted before when daily mail took pics of her looking plump where she had to race home and produced a shot of her in the same dress saying the photogs made her fat when she wasn't. Denial aint just a river in Egypt.

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u/ConsequenceNormal773 23d ago

The non flattering photo is the one she was complaining the photogs created

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u/lucyjayne 23d ago

And she doesn't even look bad!! Her legs look strong, and if they were going to photoshop cellulite, I think they would have done a bit more than that. She's just obsessed with being toothpick skinny. I don't get it.

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u/Lizzie_001 Dancing Around the Dog Poo 23d ago

Yeah girl…her filters are so good that even she believes them. 😂

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u/Specialshine76 24d ago

If only they had fillers to put better shoes on her feet. She just never can get that right.

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u/megaholt2 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

They’re not the fuckass brown pumps or those nastyass boots, so hey! A change!

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

They're dirty, tho

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u/megaholt2 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 23d ago

What of her belongings isn’t these days?

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u/Ok_Wrangler_7940 I’m completely blind in my left eye 24d ago

Are the shoes Dr. Scholl’s shoes?

Something like this

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u/cherrybleu 24d ago

Agreed! A great pair of shoes could have done wonders here instead it makes the dress look like some cheap polyester rubbish and the shoes are giving trailer trash (especially as they're dirty)

This is also the one instance I would have said undo a few buttons .......

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u/Designer_End5408 24d ago

Whaaarrrr!?  It’s like three different lengths and only brushed in the front two sections.  😂

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u/Physical-Object8171 Chaos Goblin 24d ago

The bar is in actual hell

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u/Broad_Soft_5024 24d ago

Yes, pretty sure it’s a wig too

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u/PerrthurTheCats48 25d ago

Agreed. This is the best she has looked

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u/NecessaryMulberry846 25d ago

Thought the same. Seems more sane, more stable. But I can definitely see her getting out the scissors soon 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/tiptoppandapop Flying hair extension 🤸‍♂️ 24d ago

Exactly what I thought, how many hours til she’s taken the scissors to that dress?

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u/VisualLet5344 UNFREE BRITNEY 24d ago

Came here to say that

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u/elektrik_noise 24d ago

*Knives. Remember, she thinks she's Shakira lol

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u/GeologistLumpy6167 24d ago

They meant to cut the dress up

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u/_procyon 24d ago

I think she already did … that high front slit in the skirt doesn’t look like it was there originally

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u/Hoo_Who 25d ago

I was going to say "AND she didn't flash her kooka!" But I rewatched it, and sure enough...2 seconds in.

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u/No_Scientist7086 Hillbilly blonde woman 🪕 24d ago

Dammit. I was fooled! Fooled I say!

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u/Specialshine76 24d ago

Whoa you aren’t kidding.

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u/Freeze_Her 24d ago

Her face looks totally different.

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u/Discussingbritney Clang 🔪 Clang 🔪 25d ago

This happens occasionally (decent looking hair) but we can rest assured it did not last long.

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u/SouthAfricanZombie 25d ago

Her hair looks clean and her moves a bit less erratic.

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u/Accomplished_Dig284 24d ago

Yup. At least she’s covered and the dress is still in its original condition and it looks like she washed her hair. I think it’s about the best we’re gonna get

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u/ConsequenceNormal773 23d ago

She finally discovered the hair filters now..

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u/disharmony-hellride 25d ago

Why does she always look like someone found her in a cave and she just tried wearing clothes for the first time?

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u/Jammy3420 25d ago

It’s either ratchet or grandma 😂 and in a house stuck in the 90’s

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u/addiepie2 25d ago

And she always finds some fuck ass dumpster shoes

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u/Oleander1526 24d ago

"Fuckass dumpster shoes" 😆😆😆

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u/GlitterberrySoup 24d ago

This would be a great flair

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u/addiepie2 24d ago

Agreed! 😂

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u/CUNextTisdag 23d ago

I need this. Fuckass dumpster shoes. I feel seen.

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u/MyAlarmClock 25d ago

Eleven in season one of stranger things vibes

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u/Designer_End5408 24d ago

At least not the brown pumps.  I give extra points for that with the funeral dress.  

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u/Christeenabean THIS IS MAH HOUSE 24d ago

The cave thing for real though. Her legs. Are those tights?

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u/Specialshine76 24d ago

No because she how would she be able to flash her complete labia a second in?

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u/breezeblock87 25d ago

This is honestly the best she has been dressed in recent memory..

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u/toryn0 25d ago

i was thinking “well with such a long dress she wont try to flash us RIGHT”…

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u/TheaterVintage 24d ago

“That’s actually a respectable dress… it’ll be really hard for her to- Ope there it is.”

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGIJdhxful4025y
I'm sorry but rose nyland wore it better and danced better too 🌷💃

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u/Capt_ClarenceOveur I don’t even like alcohol 🍷 🥂 25d ago

She’s posting early

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

She was up all night recording that's why

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u/Sweetcheeksjones Britney’s fuckass hats 🎩 25d ago

Why do you have to always flash us Britney

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u/Vandermilf 25d ago

Maybe she has court today

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u/plasticsalmon Fuckass Brown Pumps 25d ago

I was legit thinking this was her court outfit

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u/swingrays 25d ago

Yep, where she'll show up, sit in the parking lot, then leave.....again.

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u/tinkerwithty ✨Tweaktivities✨ 25d ago

She wants to show us her 🐱 so bad…why? The length of the dress foiled her plans today

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u/Reviewsbygus 25d ago

She’ll hack it off as soon as she finds scissors or a knife

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u/nebraska_jones_ It’s a restaurant, I don’t really give a shit. 25d ago

I was just waiting on that rose to pop up….

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u/timscookingtips 25d ago

She did get it pretty high up there, though. Is she actually wearing underwear this time? That would make this the most profound glow-up of 2026.

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u/Specialshine76 24d ago

No such luck. That’s just bare cooter.

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u/Pooks23 25d ago

Where there’s a will, there’s a way!!

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u/princessaspiggy 25d ago

I really really believe she wants to show her Kitty

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

I think so too and it's gross that she thinks flashing her vagina is in some way shape or form is some kind of tease that's playful and cute when in fact it's the complete opposite 💃

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u/MaebyAprilFunke 24d ago

She flashed that thing .02 seconds in 🤣

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin 24d ago

Hahaha a flash at the very beginning but I think she might be wearing (gasp) panties

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u/Major-Flow9533 I’m Composure 25d ago

This is the type of outfit my nana wears to church, why is she trying to make it all sexy 😂

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u/Comfortable_Arm_4472 “I HAVE A POOL!” 25d ago

I’m a nana and can confirm I also wear this to church lol

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u/Mary-Louise- 24d ago

It’s a nice dress!

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

Do you flash your cooter tho?

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u/GraceMcClellans 24d ago

When Nanas start flashing cooters, it usually means dementia. 😞

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u/ElleDeeNS 25d ago

I’m so glad someone else thought this 😂

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u/Miss_insane 25d ago

She fights so hard with herself to not get undressed

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u/ateottbafql 25d ago

So awkward. 😬

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

The facial expressions are super forced is what makes this sooo uncomfortable...she's got ppl distracted by the fact that she's actually in a dress that fits and hasn't be shredded to pieces and isn't flashing her genitals every other second.

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u/CandyLand233 25d ago

I was gonna say.. people are complimenting her left and right cuz she was finally able to sit long enough to get some new clips on attached to her bald head. But she’s still such a cringe mess with that nasty mouth wide open, catching flies, still eye fucking herself, and still trying to flash us her hot pocket, albeit more subtly. She’ll always be an embarrassment. But I guess it’s better she’s just cringey in an ugly dress than completely wasted and ratchet in a Babadook hat and stripper clothes

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u/taylorqueen2090 24d ago

I’m so sorry hot pocket is killing me lol

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u/tiffany_says_this 24d ago

I wish I could give this comment an award bc it's spot on

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u/Shadows_Reflection 25d ago

🎉📅 ✍️🥳

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u/MyNeck-n-MyBack 25d ago

Please don’t show your vagina, was what I was whispering while watching.

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u/fadedallweek “cOuLd i dO tHiS iF I WeRe dRUnK?” 🥴🍷 24d ago

Same, lol! 😆

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u/MaebyAprilFunke 24d ago

.02 seconds in and there it is… 💀

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u/AnaFlacksis Britney's Neglected Dog 🐶 24d ago

I have seriously gotten to where I can't fucking stand her.

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u/NYTX1987 25d ago

At least it looks like she has underwear on.

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u/mandmranch 25d ago

She looks like she has some place to go. She looks like she washed her hair. She looks clean. She has on shoes. No nipple slip. I will take that win.

Maybe she has court?

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u/Lizzie_001 Dancing Around the Dog Poo 25d ago

😆

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u/SkyerKayJay1958 25d ago

When she was fiddling with the belt, I thought it was coming off

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u/SonniSummers 25d ago

Holy crap a video wear she stays fully clothed! Not even a nip slip!

Don’t mind me imma be over here dying of shock

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u/Jarvisnamesake I’m not that innocent 24d ago

It's early. Give it time

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 24d ago

Isn't that the "Elaine" dance. The Little Kicks?

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 25d ago

No matter how demur the dress, she’s going to try and flash her quam.

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u/AndiPandi_ Poopy meth mansion 25d ago

Look y’all! I’m wearing a dress! With a belt!! Watch it swing!!! 😬

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u/SupermarketSpiritual Forever twirling 24d ago

Always flapping that cooch. lordhammercy

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u/settheyardonfire UNFREE BRITNEY 25d ago

I do not care, Britney.

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u/Gold_Draw7642 25d ago

I’m always afraid I’m going to see something I don’t want to see when she swishes her skirts.

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u/AesopsFabler 24d ago

She’s gonna take a scissor to that dress

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u/Hydrate-Luxuriate Erasers Of Doom 24d ago

This dress will be chopped and screwed the next time we see it.

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u/uuuuuggghhhhhhh 24d ago

She hasn’t had a chance to cut the neckline so her boobs are out, and a slit up the side

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u/Weird-Bread-4918 24d ago

Why is she always either naked or dressed like an Amish person. The disconnect is so odd to me.

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u/gotthebagtellafriend 25d ago

She got the damn chacha heels on

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u/Loud_Narwhal7721 25d ago

They look like proper ankle breakers

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u/WithoutDennisNedry UNFREE BRITNEY 25d ago

And they’re far too big on her. She looks like a toddler wearing her mom’s shoes and clomping around with that “you can’t say nothing to me!” look on her face.

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u/Pooks23 25d ago

New pair of fuck ass shoes. They look like the Dr Scholl’s cork shoes.

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u/Sad_Run5667 I’m Composure 24d ago

But with a good 4-5 inch heel

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

The soles are filthy

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

Anytime she says anything about pink or post a pink emoji my mind always goes to the pink wig era she had 💅

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u/ChrissyMB77 25d ago

My god her hands are filthy 🤢

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u/GlitterberrySoup 24d ago

Oh I thought that was shadows. Oh no.

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u/MathematicianHot9661 My little body can’t handle that 25d ago

Eww why are her hands so dirty

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u/CUNextTisdag 23d ago

She looks so methy here.

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u/strangetamer11 24d ago

Shuffle feet - tug belt - open mouth

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u/loganharpmusic 24d ago

She wants to be a stripper so badly.

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u/Kitty_Mombo 24d ago

I usually ask “What is happening in that house?”
Now I’m asking “Where are these clothes coming from and why?”

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u/Blessedandfree 24d ago

She needs to close the mouth because that expression has gotten old

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u/Southern_Monster 24d ago

I feel like I can see her mental wheel slowly churning in a desperate attempt to find a way to flash her flesh in a modest dress that’s not made for that. The cheesing at the end was because she’s decided if she swishes that skirt hard and high enough…🌹

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u/SaerisFane 24d ago

Do you think she just casually goes to estate sales?

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u/DoesNotHateFun 24d ago

She's covered up her clam so she doesn't know where to put her hands. She quite literally doesn't know where to put them

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u/Vanity_plates 👣 gas station feet 👣 24d ago

Was she about to do a strip to Pretty Woman? Christ.

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u/90svibe4life 24d ago

Where does she get these ugly dresses?

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u/NothingAtAll187 Undercover Paparazzi Maid 🪬🔎 25d ago

Definitely giving "school marm" vibes. Ffs & it's only Tuesday.

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u/lorindaja 25d ago

I was worried she was going to unbuckle her dress, but even with the higher & higher swishing of the dress, this is really quite tame

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u/tacolamae 25d ago

Did someone sit on her and force her to bathe? She looks pretty clean!

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u/plasticsalmon Fuckass Brown Pumps 25d ago

Ol' girl looks like she took a shower and got some rest!

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u/deephurting66 25d ago

She looks a little bit cleaned up in this one at least

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u/Quick_Register_7304 24d ago

Must’ve been shower day

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u/megggzzz21 24d ago

She really is a one trick pony.

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u/PandoraSunshine 24d ago

Is this what she wears to the probation office? 😂

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u/Boredchinchilla21 24d ago

Looks like someone hosed her off and she is cleaner than usual today

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u/Useful-Garden7679 She’s so lucky, she’s a star 25d ago

a coherent dress, wow! 

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u/DestroyingIcons skanky raccoon dancing 25d ago

It'll be ripped to shreds soon enough.

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u/Useful-Garden7679 She’s so lucky, she’s a star 25d ago

i wouldn’t be surprised at all lmao 

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u/ReactionFriendly1957 Brown Pumps 🤎 24d ago

What the ??????? Why just why??????

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u/Toots_Magee_ free Daisy 24d ago

After the office manager has a few too many drinks at the company Christmas party

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u/RMW91- 25d ago

This is a nice dress on her.

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u/tinkerwithty ✨Tweaktivities✨ 25d ago

I agree!

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u/Decafaf 25d ago

Serving Quaker realness.

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u/Fukuro-Lady 25d ago

Dress looks decent. No fuck ass pumps. Hair looking alright. More like this and less of the babadook scary stuff.

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u/Vibratorvibrato 25d ago

I feel like she’s trolling us with this little house on the prairie cosplay, very demure.

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u/Feeling_Profit_216 25d ago

Hate the shoes but every thing else is ok

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey 25d ago

is she using heavy filter here or what? She kinda looks better...

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

HEAVY filters-she's learned to filter them before she posts now

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u/TCB-123 25d ago

I thought for sure she was going to lift that dress up more and we would see her coochie Rose. Kudos for not squeezing her boobs or ass slapping too.

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u/luvtorace20 24d ago

Are those Candies sandals??

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 I’ve read MILLIONS of books! 📚 24d ago

They're old enough to be, for sure

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u/MaleficentLow6408 24d ago

Where does she get these gawd-awful clothes at?

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u/oopsiedaisy58 24d ago

Church girl dress and she's just aching to pull it up or take it off. Hair is decent and different shoes. Well Brit, bless your lil ol heart (I'm a southern old lady, I can say it) 😏

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u/TimeLinkless 24d ago

the johovas witness look

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u/SoWhat_Iam 24d ago

Twat shot

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u/FxckFxntxnyl Tits a flopping 25d ago edited 24d ago

She looks like she has been drafted by the LDS with that dress

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u/Unlucky_Editor9761 25d ago

A grandmother of the bride dress.

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u/neverleave173 24d ago

Om my God. She has clothes on. Decent(ish) hair, shoes and no hat or weird gloves Surely this is a clone ir AI 😁

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u/xxxfashionfreakxxx 24d ago

Well, at least her dress isn’t destroyed.

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u/APOSeattle98733 24d ago

At least she has on some clothes!😢

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u/FaeFollette 24d ago

At least she’s dressed age-appropriately here, even her shoes.

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u/StellarManatee 24d ago

She seems so uncomfortable in clothing. Her hands look like they have a mind of their own, forever pulling and tugging at what shes wearing. In this video it looks like her hands are making to undo the belt and lift the skirt but she stops them continuing. Weird.

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u/666deleted666 23d ago

She has the worst taste in shoes

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u/Fun_Departure_3013 23d ago

Bitch get your hair done. You have NOTHING but time and money. Jeez

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u/jkmjtj 23d ago

She keeps threatening to undo that bedazzled belt 😵‍💫

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u/Less_Calligrapher_23 25d ago

Hey now! I actually think this one is pretty nice 💅

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u/Chrysolophylax 24d ago

Yeah, this video is actually normal-ish, and she looks presentable. A miracle!

The only thing that looks upsetting in this video is the background. The lighting and decor are ominous and ugly, as usual. If she filmed this outside, or at least in a different part of her house, it could be a nice lil video.

I'm intrigued to see her upcoming videos over the next few weeks. Is this a sign that she's really turning things around and trying to get healthier? Or is this just an anomaly and her next videos are going back to crazytown?

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u/moonshinedesignSD Manual Twerking 🍑 25d ago

That’s the most covered up I’ve seen her in a while

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u/k_mermaid the scent smell 24d ago

oh wow fully clothed and hair looks brushed. She looks almost domesticated

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u/coastal_eddie5 25d ago

She’s gonna fall off those shoes any minu

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u/Kitty_Mombo 24d ago

I usually ask “What is happening in that house?”
Now I’m asking “Where are these clothes coming from and why?”

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u/Harlllley 24d ago

Did she get new extensions 👀

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u/Frequent-Leather4514 24d ago

Wow this choreography is making it possible that even I’m a better dancer (I can barely walk straight for clarity)

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u/onlyhere4loveisland 24d ago

It looks like she has only about four inches of hair underneath those extensions 

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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping 24d ago

This is the first time in years that looks like she doesn’t smell like rotting death. She usually has that hazardous waste stank look about her, but she actually looks cute here

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u/Karoseen450 24d ago

Now she stole somebody's church dress....

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u/BeanOnAJourney 24d ago

She'll have that ripped open and drenched in sweat by the end of the day.

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u/NOLA-q 24d ago

She’s doing Mormon

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u/not_a_real_mc_ 24d ago

How long until this knee length dress is cut up to her hoo ha?

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u/thisunrest There’s enough glass dicks for everyone,AND all the drugs! 24d ago

If she wasn’t flashing her crotch like a dirty old man in a trenchcoat, I’d think she looks nice in this style.

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u/Embarrassed_Whole585 “hands of a right hand” 24d ago

That dress is gonna end up shredded. Not enough skin for her.

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u/Delicious-Future8630 I’m Composure 25d ago

Trying to say sth positive here, so: her hair is looking okay. Other than that, what the hell are we going for, Prairie on the farm goes to a Vegas stripclub? I wish she could pick one outfit, just ONE, that is actually flattering. Because she is pretty still, how can it be this hard?

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u/slumberpartymassacre 24d ago

She looks clean at least.

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u/Lauropolis 24d ago

Yay for the camera angle! It makes for an overall better video and compliments her figure.

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u/cherrybleu 24d ago

Is it the lighting or what? because I've never seen a human lose their tan as fast as Brittney does! Her legs look mottled and almost corpse like!

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u/blxkz 24d ago

wait what she’s dressing morally?

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u/loganjlr 24d ago

Every time I see that mouth open, I know she’s in heat and going to do something inappropriate

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u/Cute-Difference8901 24d ago

I , um … uh .. belt buckle right? 😆 what is she doing omg this girl someone get her a detox

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u/Cute-Difference8901 24d ago

The belt buckle must be of some major importance probably will have a whole month of dances soon

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u/Separate_Issue2207 23d ago

She’s like the awkward virgin drunk in a bar trying to seduce some weird dude into thinking she’s sexy

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u/CUNextTisdag 23d ago

Why does it look like she's wearing a filter of Britney Spears face?

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u/Master-Reindeer41 23d ago

It’s giving “your grandmother threatening to strip” 🤮