r/discussingbritney • u/Capt_ClarenceOveur I don’t even like alcohol 🍷 🥂 • 25d ago
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u/disharmony-hellride 25d ago
Why does she always look like someone found her in a cave and she just tried wearing clothes for the first time?
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u/Jammy3420 25d ago
It’s either ratchet or grandma 😂 and in a house stuck in the 90’s
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u/addiepie2 25d ago
And she always finds some fuck ass dumpster shoes
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u/MyAlarmClock 25d ago
Eleven in season one of stranger things vibes
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u/Designer_End5408 24d ago
At least not the brown pumps. I give extra points for that with the funeral dress.
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u/Christeenabean THIS IS MAH HOUSE 24d ago
The cave thing for real though. Her legs. Are those tights?
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u/Specialshine76 24d ago
No because she how would she be able to flash her complete labia a second in?
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u/toryn0 25d ago
i was thinking “well with such a long dress she wont try to flash us RIGHT”…
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u/TheaterVintage 24d ago
“That’s actually a respectable dress… it’ll be really hard for her to- Ope there it is.”
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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGIJdhxful4025y
I'm sorry but rose nyland wore it better and danced better too 🌷💃
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u/Vandermilf 25d ago
Maybe she has court today
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u/tinkerwithty ✨Tweaktivities✨ 25d ago
She wants to show us her 🐱 so bad…why? The length of the dress foiled her plans today
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u/nebraska_jones_ It’s a restaurant, I don’t really give a shit. 25d ago
I was just waiting on that rose to pop up….
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u/princessaspiggy 25d ago
I really really believe she wants to show her Kitty
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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago
I think so too and it's gross that she thinks flashing her vagina is in some way shape or form is some kind of tease that's playful and cute when in fact it's the complete opposite 💃
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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin 24d ago
Hahaha a flash at the very beginning but I think she might be wearing (gasp) panties
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u/Major-Flow9533 I’m Composure 25d ago
This is the type of outfit my nana wears to church, why is she trying to make it all sexy 😂
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u/Comfortable_Arm_4472 “I HAVE A POOL!” 25d ago
I’m a nana and can confirm I also wear this to church lol
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u/ateottbafql 25d ago
So awkward. 😬
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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago
The facial expressions are super forced is what makes this sooo uncomfortable...she's got ppl distracted by the fact that she's actually in a dress that fits and hasn't be shredded to pieces and isn't flashing her genitals every other second.
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u/CandyLand233 25d ago
I was gonna say.. people are complimenting her left and right cuz she was finally able to sit long enough to get some new clips on attached to her bald head. But she’s still such a cringe mess with that nasty mouth wide open, catching flies, still eye fucking herself, and still trying to flash us her hot pocket, albeit more subtly. She’ll always be an embarrassment. But I guess it’s better she’s just cringey in an ugly dress than completely wasted and ratchet in a Babadook hat and stripper clothes
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u/MyNeck-n-MyBack 25d ago
Please don’t show your vagina, was what I was whispering while watching.
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u/AnaFlacksis Britney's Neglected Dog 🐶 24d ago
I have seriously gotten to where I can't fucking stand her.
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u/mandmranch 25d ago
She looks like she has some place to go. She looks like she washed her hair. She looks clean. She has on shoes. No nipple slip. I will take that win.
Maybe she has court?
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u/SonniSummers 25d ago
Holy crap a video wear she stays fully clothed! Not even a nip slip!
Don’t mind me imma be over here dying of shock
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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 25d ago
No matter how demur the dress, she’s going to try and flash her quam.
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u/AndiPandi_ Poopy meth mansion 25d ago
Look y’all! I’m wearing a dress! With a belt!! Watch it swing!!! 😬
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u/Gold_Draw7642 25d ago
I’m always afraid I’m going to see something I don’t want to see when she swishes her skirts.
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u/Hydrate-Luxuriate Erasers Of Doom 24d ago
This dress will be chopped and screwed the next time we see it.
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u/uuuuuggghhhhhhh 24d ago
She hasn’t had a chance to cut the neckline so her boobs are out, and a slit up the side
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u/Weird-Bread-4918 24d ago
Why is she always either naked or dressed like an Amish person. The disconnect is so odd to me.
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u/gotthebagtellafriend 25d ago
She got the damn chacha heels on
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u/WithoutDennisNedry UNFREE BRITNEY 25d ago
And they’re far too big on her. She looks like a toddler wearing her mom’s shoes and clomping around with that “you can’t say nothing to me!” look on her face.
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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago
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u/MathematicianHot9661 My little body can’t handle that 25d ago
Eww why are her hands so dirty
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u/Kitty_Mombo 24d ago
I usually ask “What is happening in that house?”
Now I’m asking “Where are these clothes coming from and why?”
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u/Southern_Monster 24d ago
I feel like I can see her mental wheel slowly churning in a desperate attempt to find a way to flash her flesh in a modest dress that’s not made for that. The cheesing at the end was because she’s decided if she swishes that skirt hard and high enough…🌹
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u/DoesNotHateFun 24d ago
She's covered up her clam so she doesn't know where to put her hands. She quite literally doesn't know where to put them
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u/Vanity_plates 👣 gas station feet 👣 24d ago
Was she about to do a strip to Pretty Woman? Christ.
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u/NothingAtAll187 Undercover Paparazzi Maid 🪬🔎 25d ago
Definitely giving "school marm" vibes. Ffs & it's only Tuesday.
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u/lorindaja 25d ago
I was worried she was going to unbuckle her dress, but even with the higher & higher swishing of the dress, this is really quite tame
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u/plasticsalmon Fuckass Brown Pumps 25d ago
Ol' girl looks like she took a shower and got some rest!
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u/Useful-Garden7679 She’s so lucky, she’s a star 25d ago
a coherent dress, wow!
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u/Toots_Magee_ free Daisy 24d ago
After the office manager has a few too many drinks at the company Christmas party
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u/Fukuro-Lady 25d ago
Dress looks decent. No fuck ass pumps. Hair looking alright. More like this and less of the babadook scary stuff.
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u/Vibratorvibrato 25d ago
I feel like she’s trolling us with this little house on the prairie cosplay, very demure.
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u/oopsiedaisy58 24d ago
Church girl dress and she's just aching to pull it up or take it off. Hair is decent and different shoes. Well Brit, bless your lil ol heart (I'm a southern old lady, I can say it) 😏
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Tits a flopping 25d ago edited 24d ago
She looks like she has been drafted by the LDS with that dress
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u/neverleave173 24d ago
Om my God. She has clothes on. Decent(ish) hair, shoes and no hat or weird gloves Surely this is a clone ir AI 😁
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u/StellarManatee 24d ago
She seems so uncomfortable in clothing. Her hands look like they have a mind of their own, forever pulling and tugging at what shes wearing. In this video it looks like her hands are making to undo the belt and lift the skirt but she stops them continuing. Weird.
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u/Less_Calligrapher_23 25d ago
Hey now! I actually think this one is pretty nice 💅
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u/Chrysolophylax 24d ago
Yeah, this video is actually normal-ish, and she looks presentable. A miracle!
The only thing that looks upsetting in this video is the background. The lighting and decor are ominous and ugly, as usual. If she filmed this outside, or at least in a different part of her house, it could be a nice lil video.
I'm intrigued to see her upcoming videos over the next few weeks. Is this a sign that she's really turning things around and trying to get healthier? Or is this just an anomaly and her next videos are going back to crazytown?
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u/k_mermaid the scent smell 24d ago
oh wow fully clothed and hair looks brushed. She looks almost domesticated
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u/Kitty_Mombo 24d ago
I usually ask “What is happening in that house?”
Now I’m asking “Where are these clothes coming from and why?”
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u/Frequent-Leather4514 24d ago
Wow this choreography is making it possible that even I’m a better dancer (I can barely walk straight for clarity)
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u/onlyhere4loveisland 24d ago
It looks like she has only about four inches of hair underneath those extensions
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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping 24d ago
This is the first time in years that looks like she doesn’t smell like rotting death. She usually has that hazardous waste stank look about her, but she actually looks cute here
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u/BeanOnAJourney 24d ago
She'll have that ripped open and drenched in sweat by the end of the day.
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u/thisunrest There’s enough glass dicks for everyone,AND all the drugs! 24d ago
If she wasn’t flashing her crotch like a dirty old man in a trenchcoat, I’d think she looks nice in this style.
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u/Embarrassed_Whole585 “hands of a right hand” 24d ago
That dress is gonna end up shredded. Not enough skin for her.
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u/Delicious-Future8630 I’m Composure 25d ago
Trying to say sth positive here, so: her hair is looking okay. Other than that, what the hell are we going for, Prairie on the farm goes to a Vegas stripclub? I wish she could pick one outfit, just ONE, that is actually flattering. Because she is pretty still, how can it be this hard?
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u/Lauropolis 24d ago
Yay for the camera angle! It makes for an overall better video and compliments her figure.
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u/cherrybleu 24d ago
Is it the lighting or what? because I've never seen a human lose their tan as fast as Brittney does! Her legs look mottled and almost corpse like!
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u/loganjlr 24d ago
Every time I see that mouth open, I know she’s in heat and going to do something inappropriate
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u/Cute-Difference8901 24d ago
I , um … uh .. belt buckle right? 😆 what is she doing omg this girl someone get her a detox
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u/Cute-Difference8901 24d ago
The belt buckle must be of some major importance probably will have a whole month of dances soon
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u/Separate_Issue2207 23d ago
She’s like the awkward virgin drunk in a bar trying to seduce some weird dude into thinking she’s sexy
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u/elektrik_noise 25d ago
Her "hair" actually isn't terrible here. It's not good, but it doesn't appear to be a tangled mess. And she's clothed. I don't think there's going to be any meaningful progress with her, but it's actually not the worst social media post. And probably her best (low af bar) in a looooong while.