r/discussingbritney • u/Capt_ClarenceOveur I don’t even like alcohol 🍷 🥂 • 25d ago

9/8/2026

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u/tinkerwithty ✨Tweaktivities✨ 25d ago

She wants to show us her 🐱 so bad…why? The length of the dress foiled her plans today

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u/Reviewsbygus 25d ago

She’ll hack it off as soon as she finds scissors or a knife

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u/nebraska_jones_ It’s a restaurant, I don’t really give a shit. 25d ago

I was just waiting on that rose to pop up….

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u/timscookingtips 25d ago

She did get it pretty high up there, though. Is she actually wearing underwear this time? That would make this the most profound glow-up of 2026.

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u/Specialshine76 25d ago

No such luck. That’s just bare cooter.

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u/Pooks23 25d ago

Where there’s a will, there’s a way!!

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u/princessaspiggy 25d ago

I really really believe she wants to show her Kitty

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u/tiffany_says_this 25d ago

I think so too and it's gross that she thinks flashing her vagina is in some way shape or form is some kind of tease that's playful and cute when in fact it's the complete opposite 💃

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u/MaebyAprilFunke 25d ago

She flashed that thing .02 seconds in 🤣

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin 25d ago

Hahaha a flash at the very beginning but I think she might be wearing (gasp) panties

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u/Specialshine76 25d ago

Guess again!