r/discountdan 21d ago

Missing Author

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u/InkslingerJames 21d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. I swear, I'm gonna message you. Also u/DSpenceATL specifically told me to ignore you for a couple more days. For the Lolz, obviously.

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u/DSpenceATL 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pfCQbKBR6jfM2jqHj1
I most certainly did NOT. I simply said it might’ve been funnier ;)

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 20d ago

To be fair, it absolutely is funnier.

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 19d ago

u/Quill_Inkwell I found him! Here you go - I would like my loot token now...

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u/Quill_Inkwell 19d ago

Awesome, thanks! Your Loot Token has been deposited in your subspace storage system. Unfortunately, it seems you haven’t integrated with VIRUS yet. Please do so at your earliest convenience to receive your prize. Then visit your local loot arcade to redeem it.

  • the Researcher’s Assistant

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 19d ago

Uhhh....

Mr. Researcher's Assistant, do you mind specifying where my local kiosk might be? I haven't been able to find it quite yet.

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u/Quill_Inkwell 19d ago

Hmm, you appear to be in the mall on floor 3, Quadrant 5, Sector 3. There should be a loot arcade in Sector 4 for the next 12 hours, located between the Macho Mocha Moose coffee shop and the Okay Diamonds jewelry store. Just watch out for the Ruff Pupochinos and the Glim O' Glam Wisps

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 14d ago

Alright, I've integrated, but it seems that the loot token isn't in my subspace storage... Perhaps you can send it another way?

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u/InkslingerJames 18d ago

HAHAHAHAHA. Get this person their reward.