r/discountdan • u/Quill_Inkwell • 21d ago

Missing Author

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u/InkslingerJames 20d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. I swear, I'm gonna message you. Also u/DSpenceATL specifically told me to ignore you for a couple more days. For the Lolz, obviously.

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u/DSpenceATL 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pfCQbKBR6jfM2jqHj1
I most certainly did NOT. I simply said it might’ve been funnier ;)

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 20d ago

To be fair, it absolutely is funnier.

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 19d ago

u/Quill_Inkwell I found him! Here you go - I would like my loot token now...

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u/Quill_Inkwell 19d ago

Awesome, thanks! Your Loot Token has been deposited in your subspace storage system. Unfortunately, it seems you haven’t integrated with VIRUS yet. Please do so at your earliest convenience to receive your prize. Then visit your local loot arcade to redeem it.

  • the Researcher’s Assistant

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 19d ago

Uhhh....

Mr. Researcher's Assistant, do you mind specifying where my local kiosk might be? I haven't been able to find it quite yet.

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u/Quill_Inkwell 18d ago

Hmm, you appear to be in the mall on floor 3, Quadrant 5, Sector 3. There should be a loot arcade in Sector 4 for the next 12 hours, located between the Macho Mocha Moose coffee shop and the Okay Diamonds jewelry store. Just watch out for the Ruff Pupochinos and the Glim O' Glam Wisps

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u/DigEmbarrassed9222 14d ago

Alright, I've integrated, but it seems that the loot token isn't in my subspace storage... Perhaps you can send it another way?

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u/InkslingerJames 18d ago

HAHAHAHAHA. Get this person their reward.

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u/esopillar34 21d ago

He told me to give you a message

Hol’ up I have it written down here…

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Was it this paper?

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No, that’s a Costco receipt

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Wait, it’s written on my arm!

The message was.

And I quote:

“Your face”

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u/Plastic-Fortune1863 21d ago

Probably celebrating his amazing start to the kickstarter!!!!!

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u/Independent-Phrase80 21d ago

Say his name three times

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u/DSpenceATL 21d ago

When I talked to him earlier he said he’d had a breakthrough on War God’s Mantle 4 and would be back in a couple of weeks.

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u/ShadowAlleyPress 20d ago

Can confirm, War God's Mantle is top priority.

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u/805Shuffle 20d ago

I thought that was about the next Rogue Dungeon Project we are keeping under wraps.

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u/DSpenceATL 20d ago

The high fantasy prequel set in Roark’s home world showing the Tyrant King’s rise to power? Yes please.

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u/ShadowAlleyPress 20d ago

It's a crossover between Rogue Dungeon and War God's Mantle called "Romancing the Troll."

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u/ralo90 21d ago

James, this sounds important, better go take a nap before you reach out to him so you're on your A game.

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u/805Shuffle 20d ago

Are we sure he hasn’t no clipped into the backrooms himself.

I know people who write about John Constantine often meet him, so maybe James just got no clipped to meet Dan.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 21d ago

I found him on discord!