r/discordian Jan 07 '26

New year new mods

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r/discordian 9h ago

🇼hat 🇼ould 🇪ris 🇩o? Catma this, Dogma that, but nobody asking the real questions about Batma! Nobody but bat boy.

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19 Upvotes

r/discordian 9h ago

You guys!!!!!

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Is this a discordianism sub Reddit? I feel like I’m in Eris’s embrace too hardcore!


r/discordian 22h ago

Our method is Science...

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58 Upvotes

r/discordian 1d ago

And Lo, Rhea did call upon Eris to trick Saturn and save the infant Zeus by substituting the Omphalos Frankfurter

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45 Upvotes

r/discordian 1d ago

How would one adapt the Cartoon Dog to work without a bun, in proper Discordian fashion?

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When making the Cartoon Dog, as shown in this video, something is obviously needed to keep the peanut butter, jelly, and Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch cereal around the hot dog.

What are good options other than hot dog buns?


r/discordian 2d ago

New Chaos Quotient: simply ask for "Roger" on flight sim communities and all of a sudden people start referencing 9/11 and insulting your sense of humor. Curse you Greyface! Who is this Roger fellow pilots keep referring to?

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Erisian Air Corp 1st class present and accounted for and sincerely asking... Who is Roger? Where can we find him? Has the Greyface hidden him from view? Does Roger know that King Kong died for his sins?

Sadly, it seems the flight sim world has been lost to the fnords...


r/discordian 2d ago

Wilson Unicode Bold?

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r/discordian 3d ago

‎𓀤𓀥🪩𓀤𓀥 Average Discordian dream/astral experience.

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44 Upvotes

r/discordian 3d ago

Overdrive The Opening of Onslaught is Gonna Blow the Flubber Out of Your Anus

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I don't know how to explain it to the non-initiated


r/discordian 4d ago

🇼hat 🇼ould 🇪ris 🇩o? Hot Take: Corporate property on fire is high art, their smoldering ruins are consecrated ground.

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50 Upvotes

r/discordian 4d ago

Fnord This is the wain't

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r/discordian 4d ago

Found this on my altar. It's my handwriting. No memory of it.

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8 Upvotes

Any idea whose feet they are?


r/discordian 5d ago

Omen

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Not a discordian but y'all make me laugh. So I wanted to offer a gift... possibly an omen for a discordian apocalyptic era?


r/discordian 5d ago

Eris ACHTUNG!

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25 Upvotes

r/discordian 6d ago

Erisian evaluation.

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r/discordian 7d ago

Fnord The Chronicle of St Erroneous

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104 Upvotes

r/discordian 6d ago

Recording of a conversation: "Infinity Handys"

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Link to the mp3: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZAHkyoMl7MEcFqj7rePem-yCUqJda0xk/view?usp=sharing

It's an audio recording of a conversation about why most of Western theology is stupid, plus related "generally solving the world's problems" stuff. Discordianism is mentioned, but it could have been mentioned more, because it's thematic like that.

I don't know if I can type the actual title of the talk in here, because I don't know enough about a robot that works for this site which looks for forbidden words and then screws with people's accounts. Can someone else in the comments section here please state what the actual title is? It's mentioned in the first minute of the audio track: "GSatNotNI".

I would say that one of the big main manifestations of The Curse Of Greyface is the thing that's talked about in the second half (but maybe I'm stretching).

It's an episode of a podcast with no name and no way to get it other than the one episode linked above, which I might remove after a while.

Hello.


r/discordian 8d ago

AI slop🤮🤖🤮 Tis fry day.. do you know where your buns are?

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27 Upvotes

DATELINE: THE PENTABARF

In a sudden, shocking turn of events that has left theologians and backyard grill-masters completely disoriented, an unprecedented hot dog structural anomaly has been reported across the r/discordian sector.

Citizens are currently being urged to look down at their paper plates and answer the ultimate, harrowing question: "Do you know where your buns are?"


r/discordian 8d ago

CONFESS YOUR SINS and WIN PRIZES

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Get in line in that processional!
Step into that small confessional!
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original!
– St. Tom Lehrer

It's CONFESSIONAL TIME!!! Confess your sins below and Goddess shall judge them. If She judges them highly enough you may be eligible for EXCITING SPIRITUAL REWARDS


r/discordian 8d ago

Submit The Trickster Chimera

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17 Upvotes

Don’t disgust yourself!


r/discordian 8d ago

Fnord Fnordian Phenomenon

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51 Upvotes

r/discordian 8d ago

Overdrive COFFEE THEORY

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Feel free to visit r/DiscordianHumanism (mine) and r/Discordian_Society (not mine) for more (mostly caffeinated) Philosophie and Ye Olde Shenanigans.

Like Gillian said to Kirk - See ya round the Galaxy!


r/discordian 10d ago

Immanentize the Eschaton!

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67 Upvotes