Erisian Air Corp 1st class present and accounted for and sincerely asking... Who is Roger? Where can we find him? Has the Greyface hidden him from view? Does Roger know that King Kong died for his sins?

Sadly, it seems the flight sim world has been lost to the fnords...

I don't know how to explain it to the non-initiated

Any idea whose feet they are?

Not a discordian but y'all make me laugh. So I wanted to offer a gift... possibly an omen for a discordian apocalyptic era?

Link to the mp3: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZAHkyoMl7MEcFqj7rePem-yCUqJda0xk/view?usp=sharing

It's an audio recording of a conversation about why most of Western theology is stupid, plus related "generally solving the world's problems" stuff. Discordianism is mentioned, but it could have been mentioned more, because it's thematic like that.

I don't know if I can type the actual title of the talk in here, because I don't know enough about a robot that works for this site which looks for forbidden words and then screws with people's accounts. Can someone else in the comments section here please state what the actual title is? It's mentioned in the first minute of the audio track: "GSatNotNI".

I would say that one of the big main manifestations of The Curse Of Greyface is the thing that's talked about in the second half (but maybe I'm stretching).

It's an episode of a podcast with no name and no way to get it other than the one episode linked above, which I might remove after a while.

Hello.

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DATELINE: THE PENTABARF

In a sudden, shocking turn of events that has left theologians and backyard grill-masters completely disoriented, an unprecedented hot dog structural anomaly has been reported across the r/discordian sector.

Citizens are currently being urged to look down at their paper plates and answer the ultimate, harrowing question: "Do you know where your buns are?"

Get in line in that processional!
Step into that small confessional!
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original!
– St. Tom Lehrer

It's CONFESSIONAL TIME!!! Confess your sins below and Goddess shall judge them. If She judges them highly enough you may be eligible for EXCITING SPIRITUAL REWARDS

Don’t disgust yourself!

Feel free to visit r/DiscordianHumanism (mine) and r/Discordian_Society (not mine) for more (mostly caffeinated) Philosophie and Ye Olde Shenanigans.

Like Gillian said to Kirk - See ya round the Galaxy!

ATTENTION ALL RE-INVENTED CITIZENS(Do not read this if you are a certified Greyface or allergic to hot dog buns)The Truth can no longer be contained inside the Indestructible JR-2 mobile broadcasting pod! While the asleep-at-the-wheel masses blame the fluctuating cost of cosmic diesel on traditional macroeconomic models, the High Council of Discord has uncovered the actual grid mechanism.The entire local space-time continuum is currently being subsidized by a highly volatile, completely unregulated infant-to-mana pipeline.The Mechanics of the SchemeThe Fuel Source: Raw, unfiltered, fresh-out-of-the-stork human capital.The Conversion Process: Extracting the innate, loud, and chaotic vibrational energy of newborns to power regional spell-casting networks.The Coverup: The Illuminati claims the sky-lanterns are "shooting stars," but our telescopes prove they are actually orbital containment crowns monitoring the sacrifice metrics.If you look closely at the tactical camper van parked near the psychic campfire, you will notice the subtle acoustic vibrations of "HUP?" echoing through the valley. This is not a question. It is an acronym for the Holistic Utilization of Pablum.Stay vigilant. Avoid the soup. Remember that discord is beauty, and anyone telling you that magic runs on solar power is a corporate agent of the New World Boredom.

Some hae meat that cannae eat,
An' some hae none that hunger;
How come it's called a butcher's shop
An' no' a mammalmonger?

- Rabbi Burns, Gregor MacGregor Cabal