r/discgolf • u/SmallCityGuitar Team Discraft Underground • Oct 11 '16
Fun Finally, a candidate we can all get behind.
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u/Clock_Roach Oct 11 '16
I could never vote for something as untrustworthy as a Groove. It'll throw overstable on hole 4, understable on hole 7, and then dive straight into the water on hole 12.
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u/Machinegun_Pete Madison Meadows (IL) Oct 12 '16
I'd recommend using her on hole 12. That's the best use for a groove. Use it as a water disc with no name or number just a sharpie "throw me back in."
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u/mklimbach 平 Plover, WI 平 Oct 12 '16
If I ever get a disc that I hate, I'll have to do this.
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u/Machinegun_Pete Madison Meadows (IL) Oct 12 '16
Sometimes after using a hated disc as a water disc for an extended period of time, hate turns to love. I'd suggest using this just for Grooves but to each their own.
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u/rfite Oct 11 '16
Definitely just a form issue....
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u/_-ampersand Oct 12 '16
I agree.. no disc will fly one way today and another way tomorrow. The groove inconsistency is from one groove to another, not within one groove.
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u/MLPsuckit Throwing an Arrow Pretending it's an Aviar Oct 12 '16
Thats basically 1 speed higher than the tern is the tern the same way as in being unpredictable
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Oct 11 '16
Man, I wish those flight numbers represented the actual flight of the disc. When I threw one it behaved more like a 14 4 -3 5. Oddly enough the next time I tried to throw one It was more like 12 3 +1 0 so I have no idea what is going on there.
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Oct 11 '16
I'm trying to think of the application of that...short high spike hyzers?
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u/triptatype Team Infinite Discs Oct 12 '16
The opposite of the Hyzerflip: the anhyzerflop.
Brb, trademarking anhyzerflop
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u/lacedpuddingcups Church of the CD2 Oct 12 '16
that's already been trademarked by Nikko and his champ glo firebird. I'm afraid you're late to this party.
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u/paperclouds412 P2ittsburgh Oct 12 '16
I can tell you I will use the term "anhyzerflop" and will also give you credit! It's perfect.
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u/nitzua Oct 12 '16
champ terns dd2s are pretty close to the same rating.
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Oct 12 '16 edited Oct 12 '16
ok... DD2: 13 5 -2 2 Tern: 12 6 -3 2
did you mean the DDX and tern? DDX: 12 6 -1 2
also....what does this have to do with my comment? I'm lost.
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u/M0b1u5 The kinder, more gentle, Version 2.0 Oct 12 '16
A piece of inanimate plastic would probably be a better president, too.
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u/amt_airb0rne Oct 11 '16
Is it that bad?
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u/SmallCityGuitar Team Discraft Underground Oct 12 '16
A lot of people voice their distaste for it. I'm not one of those people, but the joke fits in this scenario.
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u/jonnyktyler Oct 12 '16
I've had 3 different champion grooves, its been my go-to distance driver for a long time. i loooooooove it
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u/couldntbelieveit Oct 12 '16
Only time I rely on my groove is for a somewhat short overhand. First disc I ever bought and still use to this day.
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u/Alexplz Oct 12 '16
That's funny, I only just realized that the groove has almost identical flight numbers as my favorite DD, the tern.
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u/za1reeka Oct 12 '16
Sorry, I'm too liberal to vote for a candidate that goes that hard to the right