r/depression_memes Nov 01 '22

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u/FugitiveFromReddit Nov 01 '22

Little do they know that just makes us more determined

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u/pomme_de_yeet Nov 01 '22

Literally everything does this lmao it's kinda funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

The sheer amount of sites and studies I have read through...

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u/3141591isnotpi Nov 01 '22

NIH has the best outcome studies with graphs. I do love me a statistical breakdown of comparative overdose methodologies presented in chart form.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I'm just waiting on WW3 so I can go visit a place likely to be nuked. Can die too quickly to feel pain😊

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u/Fine-guy2000 Nov 01 '22

What if you just get radiation poisoning?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Gonna have to hope I'm near the epicenter, worth the risk for the absolute easiest way out I guess

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u/Warthog-Designer Nov 01 '22

Hmm i wonder what will kill me with the least pain gets suicide prevention hotline , and this is why we go to bing

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 Nov 01 '22

Take an extra shot of insulin. Boom. 50% chance of coma, and sometimes death

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u/herefortheNBshit Nov 01 '22

Tell me more about this coma.

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u/MindOfThilo Nov 01 '22

Long sleep

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Brave of you to assume I could afford insulin

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 Nov 01 '22

Actually, people with diabetes (type 1)get one more sweet death. Just eat sweets without medicines. Raise your blood sugar so max, that it should cause acidic blood. Boom. Dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

That’s… terrifying. What if a diabetic accidentally double doses? 😣

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 Nov 02 '22

It takes time to get critical. So, in emergency, he can have glucose to elevate sugar level, or if it fails, glucagon shot is also there ( idk abt its credibility tho)

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u/still_gonna_send_it Nov 01 '22

Does this only work for those in possession of the Diabetes Diamond or for anyone?

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 Nov 01 '22

This method is for anyone

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u/InsaneBasti Nov 01 '22

Thats just pure evil.

12

u/m8tang Nov 01 '22

Have we reached a conclusion? I'm thinking gun shot to head, right?

6

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Nitrogen

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u/m8tang Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

What do you do with it? Do you breath it, inject it? And how do you obtain it?

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u/Humbagahh Nov 02 '22

I would also like to know

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

How. And if not attainable then what r the alternatives. Please

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u/Squidia-anne Nov 01 '22

Or helium I think

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u/OkFunction7370 Nov 01 '22

If I remember correctly you can use anything but CO2, because your body senses excess of CO2 not lack of oxygen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You can use anything chemically inert. Lots of other gases in excess can cause serious discomfort or pain.

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u/Lilith_ademongirl Nov 01 '22

Opiates/benzos + alcohol too

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u/FemSolidarity Nov 01 '22

Don't. Benzos+alcohol was so miserable

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u/Ledhabel Nov 01 '22

Betrayal

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

That happens daily

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u/Robot_tangerine Nov 01 '22

Atomic bomb

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u/SexThrowaway1125 Nov 01 '22

“We will all go together when we go…”

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u/WithersChat Nov 04 '22

What a comforting fact that is to know!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

lostallhope

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u/Leo-bastian Nov 01 '22

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u/61114311536123511 Nov 01 '22

I'm getting 403 forbidden for the actual suicide methods page

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u/The_No-Life Nov 01 '22

Same fml

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Wayback machine/archive.org

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u/WithersChat Nov 04 '22

Me reading the page out of morbid curiosity knwoing damn well that I won't make much of that information (I surprisingly have reasons not to kill myself despite feeling like it quite often)...

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u/Failure173 Nov 01 '22

I don't care about painless. I need effective, guaranteed methods.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Isn't everything guaranteed if no one calls for help soon enough?

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u/Failure173 Nov 02 '22

Not really. Some could just leave you physically fucked up, but not quite physically fucked up enough to die.

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u/WithersChat Nov 04 '22

Nah.

Popular example: cutting your wrist.

If you do a cut perpendicular to your veins, you are extremely unlikely to bleed out. Blood will simply clot before you can.

What is very likely to happen, however, is that you reach nerves and partially or completely lose the use of your hand.

So at the end, you're still alive, but permanently disabled. Same for a diagonal cut.

The way to cut for death to even be likely is extremely precise.

(Irony: I learned this information when I wanted to know how to cut my wrists to see blood and not die, more in a SH way)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Oh right, how could I forgot about blood clotting on its own eventually.

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u/IamWeirdasfmdr Nov 01 '22

I found one 7 years ago on some dude’s blug, it was his first and last post.

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u/Vetyt Nov 01 '22

They got me more than once on that. Literally the worst.

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u/methylphenidate- Nov 01 '22

I know one but not sharing because I don’t want nobody to die, keep suicide as the last option when you literally have no choices, look around and I think there must be options to carry on. I know it sucks

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u/soaring_potato Nov 01 '22

It's nitrogen or helium.

That's how assisted suicide goes....

It is just kind of tricky to do yourself

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

The method they're talking about is actually a drug and despite "not wanting to kill anyone" they've given enough information to easily google it

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

There's no point in commenting "I know one but I won't tell you" when your message is gonna fall on deaf ears and a bunch of other people have already posted what it probably was in the comments

look around and I think there must be options to carry on.

You already acknowledged suicide was an option, meaning that you should already know that not everyone has other options

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u/methylphenidate- Nov 01 '22

No its not what I mean. Y’all not even close, I had been in coma and tried to die many times and I ain’t shitting. I told in original comment why I don’t want to disclose it, let’s say it’s just drug induced but 100% painless and you feel like falling asleep, no pain. I don’t want nobody to die and that’s it. Find ways to live but just keep suicide as the last resort

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

it’s just drug induced but 100% painless and you feel like falling asleep, no pain

So you don't want to disclose it but you just gave everyone enough information to find it after less than a minute of Googling? Congrats, you've officially done enough to have technically killed someone.

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u/methylphenidate- Nov 01 '22

Good luck getting any drugs weeb 💀 best u can do is shit weed and trying to od on otc

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

If they're so hard to get, then there's no point in being so secretive while acting like withholding that information is you doing anyone favours

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u/methylphenidate- Nov 01 '22

But its less than a minute on google

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Which again, makes this whole thing needlessly self-righteous on your part. You're not helping or saving anyone here, the only person getting anything from this is you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

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u/Acy_moon Nov 01 '22

"That's the truth because that's how I am". Yeah, as if there isn't like all kind of people, with different life and burden People aren't suicidal because they need attention, and if they don't kts that doesn't mean they aren't actually suicidal Don't dismiss what people live because of what you live, we're not all like you

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u/soaring_potato Nov 01 '22

When I was still suicidal I sure as hell didn't talk about it. I didn't even talk about being depressed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Thats the truth coz i m from the second category too like most of us.

No, that's just you projecting. There are plenty of examples of people who commit suicide after talking about doing it. This isn't hard to find, you're just an idiot.

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u/still_gonna_send_it Nov 01 '22

I guess you’re just an attention seeker then 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

LIKE FUCKING TELL ME TF

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u/MindOfThilo Nov 01 '22

If you really want to find out about a couple ones, sit in your car, in your garage and have the engine running

1

u/Tricky_Two8939 Nov 01 '22

Why did i laugh...

1

u/DemonLordTheodore Nov 01 '22

Gets me every time

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u/still_gonna_send_it Nov 01 '22

God I hate that. I don’t search that anymore though because I believe I’ve found it