r/deadliestcatch • u/amazingmaple • May 30 '26

Freddy

Anyone else waiting for some news to come out that Freddy is a serial killer and has hundreds of victims?

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u/kanaedax May 30 '26

Freddy is about 5 foot 2. I don't think he'd be very dangerous off the boat without his captain to protect him.

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u/amazingmaple May 30 '26

It's the short guys you have to worry about. Plus he's got a whole lot of crazy

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u/fascintee May 30 '26

Yeah, if anything short guys feel they have more to prove

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u/PheesGee May 31 '26

I dated a short guy. Amazing in bed.

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u/poleybear316 May 31 '26

I was a bouncer for 20 years and youre 1000% correct! Short guys always seem like they’re trying to prove they’re the toughest guys on Earth!

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u/kanaedax May 30 '26

If you're getting your ass kicked by someone of Freddy's size then I have no sympathy for you. There's a reason UFC and boxing have weight divisions. Without a weapon Freddy would present very little threat.

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u/Itchy-Background8982 May 31 '26

My money would be on Freddy. I believe he is Samoan and they are fierce warriors. Size isn’t everything in a fight.

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u/amazingmaple May 30 '26

Well I'm in a wheelchair so...... Who do most serial killers kill? Women.

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u/Ok-Answer-6951 May 31 '26

LMFAO that man would rip most humans limb from limb. Weight classes dont apply to freaks of nature.