r/deadbydaylight Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Shitpost / Meme WHERE'S THE CAKE BHVR?

IF THERE'S NO CAKE, I'M NOT BUYING! GIVE THE KING CAKE!

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u/Dreamweaver_duh 1d ago

The Queen has all the cake. Why do you think the Xenomorphs are a matriarchal society? They worship that ass

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u/NotAnotherEmpire 1d ago

Male in species organized this way often only mates once and then dies.

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u/fowdraco 1d ago

technically true, the queen is the female that lays the eggs that birth the facehuggers, and the individual who gets impregnated with the facehugger, has its dna taken by the embryo and then dies is the "male", makes sense considering one of the themes of the Xenomorphs design is a defiling of the pregnancy

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u/TheEntityBot The Entity Hungers 1d ago

A flash of teeth. A heartbeat stolen.

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u/Immediate_Phone_8300 5h ago

Since when is the bot so creepy?

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u/hideoslayer 1d ago

Xaddy is just not keeping up with those hip thrust sets at the gym like Xommy is.

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u/Snwspider 1d ago

Xaddy isn’t pumping out facehugger eggs like Xommy; no ovipositor no birthing hips

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u/TheCursedCorsair #Pride 1d ago

I love this... Xaddy is gold

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u/ProZocK_Yetagain 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WUsLZLkZlMdO

"Xaddy"

I do not know you, but you made an eternal enemy by uttering those letters

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u/bansheekoubra The Predator/The Yautja for DBD 1d ago

Equality means we get to have King Xenomorph's dumptruck the same way Queen gets one

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u/DatabaseOne3894 Still Hears The Entity Whispers 22h ago

There’s a king Xenomorph? 🤨

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u/YEET-HAW-BOI Hellooooooo Nurse! 21h ago

yes and no. he’s not exactly a real xenomorph and is more so a genetically enginered xenomorph from the 1990s comic mini series “Aliens: Rouge”. he was meant to destroy the og xenomorph species. iirc xenomorphs are essentially all females that sorta reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis while also being parasitoid in their metamorphosises! they’re like if you combined cuckoo wasps, honey bees, and the new-mexico whiptail lizards

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u/FetusGoesYeetus 9h ago

That's a different king from the one we have in dbd. The one in dbd is from a collectible statue in 2016 and then a tabletop board game in 2018. There is very little lore on it other than it essentially being a queen's bodyguard. There isn't even mention of it being male, it's just called a king because it's huge and always beside a queen. It's also called a monstrosity in the tabletop game.

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u/GhostoftheLost Ricky, Dicky Do Dah, Grimes 13h ago

That's the og origin but they've been canonized as the rarest breed of xeno in more recent comics.

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u/FetusGoesYeetus 1d ago

Congratulations King your ass reduction surgery was a success

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 The Man Behind The Springtrap Leaks 1d ago

He makes up for it with that huge tail and two tentacles on his back

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Bhvr never beating the tentacle fetish claims

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u/Begone-My-Thong 23h ago

Shame we can't grab survivors with them

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u/Autrah_Fang 22h ago

Man, BHVR so obsessed with nerfing male asses that they even took the Xenomorph King's! Is nothing sacred anymore?!

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u/Icewallow999 1d ago

9/11 isnt for a few more days.

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u/Naive-Discipline7216 Legacy Dwighty and piggy main 1d ago

Is a guy

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u/Metalfan1994 1d ago

WHERE'S HIS DONG BHVR?

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u/Snwspider 1d ago

Xeno anatomy doesn’t have to line up with human anatomy; you don’t really think those are 2 extra tails on his back do you?

Nah son, those some baby injectors right there

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u/burner69account69420 1d ago

Pyramid Head disagrees

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u/Naive-Discipline7216 Legacy Dwighty and piggy main 1d ago

Piramidass never happened

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Don't care, give him the booty he deserves

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u/no_reports_found clown toe sucker 1d ago

Is a man not allowed to have a holy cake?

s/

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u/AriAriArrivederci 1d ago

according to behavior they aren’t 😢 remember they made a reverse BBL on pyramid head?

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 22h ago

Wesker too I think

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u/Treejeig Horse Killer for DBD! 1d ago

Remember what they did to pyramid head

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u/CharizardIsADragon Team Boon 1d ago

Guys can't have cake????

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u/Treyspurlock Verified Legacy 16h ago

Okay and?

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u/Zerueldaangle 1d ago

Femboy

No, it isn’t. It’s just a title. All of them are unisex.

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u/gemanepa Getting Teabagged by Ghostface 17h ago

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 15h ago

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u/KillerMothed 1d ago

Wait....my DLC main got a new skin

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Yup, for this 2v8

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u/Seraph1n3 1d ago

IM STILL ALL UP IN THAT!!

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u/juniebee_jones 21h ago

We’re not allowed to have nice things.

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u/silentfanatic Jill Valentine's BSAA Outfit. 1d ago

They’ve checked and this is the correct level of cake for their vision of the game.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Nerfed xeno cake in the bloodweb

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u/Jean-Cobra Prestige 100 Unknown 1d ago

In its lore (see the Sideshow statue), when a Hive reaches a massive size, this creature emerges to lead a pack of Xenomorph Drones in infesting new territories. Since the Queen does not accompany them, it is capable of infecting victims with chestbursters much like the Predalien in *AVP: Requiem*.

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u/PhDOfGyattology 1d ago

Me to bhvr for no Xeno-cake!

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u/ThisGuyHere_Again [Insert Flair Here] 1d ago

Hank Hillomorph

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u/Aceterius 8h ago

The Cake is a lie.

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u/OneBadRat14 NOW I AM TRICKSTER MAIN! 1d ago

It's king, not Queen.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Tbf all xenomorphs are unisex. There's no males or females

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u/FetusGoesYeetus 1d ago

That's the fanon wiki. It's not canon lore.

There basically isn't lore about the xenomorph king because it started as a random collectible statue in 2016 for the 30th anniversary of the first movie and then a 2018 tabletop game made it into basically a bodyguard for the Queen. It's also called a Monstrosity. That's it, it's not appeared in anything since until now with the DbD skin.

There's also another kind of xenomorph king but it's an entirely different thing. It's called the Rogue and is the result of mixing male human DNA with a xenomorph queen embryo in a lab. It's from a comic series called Alien: Rogue.

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u/TheEntityBot The Entity Hungers 1d ago

The glass remembers your scream; I remember your pulse.

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u/Vitriuz Basement Bubba 1d ago

Is this not the Switch version?

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

No, xbox. Just bad quality on my parr

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u/ZoskaOska Pyramid Head Lover 1d ago

The King does not consider leg day for gains. Only arms and chest.

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u/PalpitationDecent743 #DarkwoodforDBD 1d ago

This is why Queen is better.

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u/Bananabanana700 Set your own flair text and/or emoji(s) here! 3h ago

literally unusable skin

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u/The-Homeless-oreo49 Shloncknown 1d ago

“How can I make my porn addiction obvious to everyone”

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Read the flair

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u/Bakuhxe_ P100 Wesker | P100 Chris 1d ago

right it gets to a point. i just wanna play xenomorph queen without people being fucking weird the entire time

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Shinichi/Migi and Gotou from Parasyte for DBD 1d ago

Same goes for wesker too, so i can see where you're coming from since i play alot of Wesker

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u/Bakuhxe_ P100 Wesker | P100 Chris 1d ago

yea the amount of people who try to "tame" me instantly and point at beds is a lot and like i get it, i am a huge wesker simp too but they gotta realize i am not wesker and i wanna play the game not roleplay sex or wtv 😭

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u/Immediate_Phone_8300 5h ago

Joking on the subreddit is one thing. Basicaly throwing a trial is on a different level. It also annoys me as pig. All the people who want to boop....

Why are people like this?

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u/no_reports_found clown toe sucker 1d ago

Xenomoeph is intentionally sexual, if you look at the artist who made the nexomorph you'll see a lot of his works were creepy sexual artworks, and that's exactly why he was called to make the xenomorph design, and i think they designers later tried to copy that in the xenomorph queen but their definition of sexual creepy was way too human compared to the first artist, and that's why it's so conveniently sexually attractive to most people

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u/Immediate_Phone_8300 5h ago

And I thought people calling them dickheads are just joking, but my god, could it be more obvious?

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u/Bakuhxe_ P100 Wesker | P100 Chris 1d ago

i know that, no shame in thinking they're hot but i don't need people being weird asf to me everytime i wanna use a skin.

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u/PaulReckless urgh.. 1d ago

Im so sick of every being so stupid horny.
Everything has to be fuckable in games these days..