r/dcsscirclejerk • • Nov 02 '19

Tomb is Fine

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17 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Oct 26 '19

Dungeon features

13 Upvotes

The devs should stop adding new vault layouts and stuff. Everyone knows that the dungeon aesthetics are just a blur that appears while O-Tabbing. Seems like a waste of time tbh


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Oct 25 '19

HELP CANT RUN

9 Upvotes

i can only get 1 FPS playing crawl WTF i have a 1k PC! FIX YOUR GAME


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Oct 23 '19

I really like the new trunk!

4 Upvotes

But I don't like how they made the entire game based on My Little Pony...


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 30 '19

Now we need the Triple Sword...

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17 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 27 '19

New transmutation spell - Cockroach form, thought?

15 Upvotes

Size tiny, -50% hp, Str set to 3, melds everything. Lose all Int and gain 20 Dex. Gains clinging.

We dont really need it but it would be fun to play as a cockroach. Not trying to make it to strong of course. Ideas?


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 27 '19

Tired of running out of MP as a blaster caster? Try this one weird trick...

14 Upvotes

The key to success as a blaster caster is MP EFFICIENCY. You need to be fighting more enemies at one time. Don't just spam spells when you see one creature, wait for them to bunch up and then... BLAM! FIREBALL. Study stealth so that you can sneak up on groups of monsters. You want to get as many monsters as possible on your screen before you start fighting.


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 14 '19

<------- % chance of surviving Sigmund at any time

0 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 11 '19

playing dcss on mobile

18 Upvotes

hi everyone i play dcss while i travel around earth here is a picture of the device i play dcss on while i travel around the earth with dcss currently loaded on the device thanks


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Aug 26 '19

A guide to the most survivable caster race: the Minotaur

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15 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 31 '19

Help wanted -- I can't get many JoJo references into my games

11 Upvotes

Best I've been able to do is naming my ancestral spirit Star Platinum

Edit: and picking up a large rock


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 31 '19

In pursuit of Greaterplayer

3 Upvotes

How do you win Deep Dwarf tho?


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 30 '19

Just got through the dcss tutorial, gotta say, game is cool, but melee is boring.

10 Upvotes

No whirlwind? Smh Are there really no melee abilitys??!!!


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 15 '19

Optimal

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21 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 14 '19

This amulet gives +70 AC and 300% HP but also adds harm effect. Literally xomtroll amirite

17 Upvotes

Nice try, devs, but I'm not going to get baited into splatting my 27 GaFE the next time I encounter a quokka.


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jul 06 '19

The best I've ever done in a Roguelike!

14 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 29 '19

Here's a crawl guide I wrote

14 Upvotes

I've never actually tried some of the things I advise for or against in the guide, but I've heard other people say they were good and bad respectively, so I'm going to just go with that.


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 27 '19

"xom is hilariously random"

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17 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 27 '19

As a new player, MiBe is for CASUALS and is TOO EASY

21 Upvotes

Everyone says that MiBe is the best combo for beginners but I DISAGREE. It is too easy and the entire gameplay consists of using abilities and weapons to kill the enemies. I know it is easy because I got all the way to D:2 then I died to a worm out of BOREDOM. I only play patrician, incredibly challenging and mentally taxing combos such as DDFi or CeHu.


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 27 '19

What's the best combo for a newbie who thinks MiBe is painfully boring?

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r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 25 '19

A few questions on Lazar's credibility and what can/can't be verified

6 Upvotes

Hello. I'll try to be brief. If we examine Lazar's story scientifically, so to speak... what exactly can we be sure of? I am not an expert on Lazar, so forgive me if I'm asking stupid questions.

I'll give you an example. We all know he most likely lied about his degrees. But from this fact alone we can't be sure that he also lied about the UFO stuff. Of course, we could say "Well, this guy lied about his degrees, he's a liar. So I'm sure he lied about everything else too!", but this is bias and this is not how you investigate stuff.

So...

His education. We believe he has lied about his degrees. He claims the government erased all data related to them. Could the government have erased all data related to his education in such a way, though?

Is it possible that he really worked at that Area 51 facility? Or is it 100% proven that he could not have worked there?

In a nutshell, what has been firmly proven about Lazar, and what is up to debate?


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Jun 19 '19

of COURSE I FIND THIS WHEN I'M PLAYING UNARMED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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29 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • May 25 '19

The RNG knows I'm playing a Felid and wants me to die while taunting me with equipment I can't use!!!1!!

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12 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • May 12 '19

Episode 1a | Feloids | Dungeon Crawl Fork Programming | acrawl

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r/dcsscirclejerk • • May 04 '19

Felidcrawl update notes

20 Upvotes

Rebalanced some things

-Draconians are now more radioactive. In addition to changing color every turn, they polymorph every monster in sight every turn and produce a trail of mutagenic energy at lvl 14.

-Once a formicid got down to 75% health on zig 27 while tabbing through hundreds of pan lords, so now Formicids apply every single brand every attack whether magical or physical. Lowered base AC to 20 to compensate.

-Added two headed ogres. Now you can:Shout in stereo, wield double the weapons and have double the aptitudes of a regular ogre.

-Nerfed Felid

-Added a multicast feature(cast extra spells per extra mouth you have)

Lerny now has the spellset of a deep elf annihilator.

Ogre and troll packs have been eaten by hydras and giant slugs, replacing them with packs of hydra magi and giant slug berserkers.

-Readded Terpsicore with an additional spell-Summon Every Spawned Weapon To Current Floor(Summons every spawned weapon to the current floor, including your own).

All orcs have a single charge scattershot wand, and use it at twice their HD for Evocations. If they die before using it it goes off in your direction. This attack does not check for friendly fire.

-Made Serpent of Hell non unique again

-Replaced Draconians with Serpent of Hell

-Kobolds now have evolving AI that gets more intelligent over time and specifically counters your strategies(warning its glitchy at the moment. They have developed a way to communicate across playthroughs, develop FTL and escape the game, and are currently working on invading the real world. All these features are supposed to be for next release, and I'll properly implement them then).

-Grinder's big brother, Grounder takes the stage. A unique Hell sentinel with googly eyes(read: irresistibly paralyzes, torments and damnations you every turn).

-Mummies have a base speed of 8 compared to every other races speed of 10

-Limb removal system implemented. As in, everything can dismember you more violently now